excrimeditation

1.Prolonged thought while on the toilet.
2.Attempting to open ones third eye and sphincter at the same time.
I was deep in excrimeditation, when the solution finally dawned on me.

Excrimeditation is how the Rev. Stang recieves new scriptures.
by DalethGimel September 28, 2007
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showboating

Adding unnecessary style flurishes to skilled activities, often beyond ones skill level, increasing the risk, and usually used to taunt or impress others.
That skateboarder was showboating to impress that girl when he broke his ankle.

The Washington Generals were down 150 to 10 but the Globetrotters were still showboating for the crowd.
by DalethGimel September 27, 2007
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