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showerfoot

An unpleasant condition affecting one's feet after having taken a shower. When one fails to properly dry the bottoms of one's feet and proceeds to walk across a carpeted area, dust, lint, and other tiny miscellaneous scraps will cling to the bottoms. This disgusting phenomenon is common in male dorm rooms, where vacuuming is infrequent at best.
Mike: "Damn dude, I forgot to dry my feet and now there's random crud all over them. I hate showerfoot."

Solomon: "Well, you wouldn't have such a problem with showerfoot if you'd learn to vacuum your floor once in a while. Or you could just dry your feet more thoroughly."
by chiggidy chad August 24, 2011
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showerboat

A combination of a female receiving a golden shower from one person (male) while a second person (male) is motorboating her.

Also known as a Montreal shower boat
Unfortunately, Grace was not up for some showerboating last night.
by J VanderSnoogen September 2, 2011
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Showerpooling

The act of showering with 2 or more individuals to save tons of water. Started by AXE, in 2012, proposing that if everyone showerpooled for a year we could save 29 trillion gallons of water. Usually but is not limited to showering with like-minded acquaintance ...or an attractive stranger.. which could result in the next big Baby boom, or the biggest sexual transmitted disease outbreak in the history of history.
"Dude man, you should totally go showerpooling with those cheerleaders over there, you'll get wet together, and save water"
by LaIdolJeansFetishGuy October 12, 2012
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Showerfowler

When someone lets a fart rip that is so disgusting it causes one or more people to prematurely exit their shower and possibly with soap still on their body.
Man, my wife dropped a showerfowler this morning and I had to bail. I think some soap dried on my back and now I’m itchy as hell.

Or

Boy and I feeling rough, too much Guinness and hot wings last night. Accidentally hit myself with a showerfowler this morning and I actually puked in my mouth while bailing out.
by Bam2it September 17, 2020
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Showernotten

When an inmate requests a shower from a CO and is denied due to reasons such as: disciplinary sanctions, time constraints, facility movement, etc.
"CO. I wanna a shower" "You can have a showernotten"
by B Squad Cop July 4, 2025
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