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Cheeseburger Shovels 

The fat hands of a fat, gruff man.
Don't you dare put those cheeseburger shovels on me.

Some people go the gym, but I'm from the south and I just I just tie weights to these cheeseburger shovels I call hands.

See also Chris Christie

selling shovels 

to strip or otherwise perform a sexual dance for monetary compensation

In reference to the viral internet story of a first grader's homework that appeared to show the child's mother pole-dancing for tips. The accompanying letter explains to the teacher that the drawing was in fact a deptiction of multiple customers fighting over the last snow shovel at her job at a home improvement store.
I saw Tracy selling shovels last night; I think she does it to pay for college.
selling shovels by reezydos February 10, 2009

chip shovels 

The hands of an extremely obese woman. i.e. for use of shoveling chips into ones mouth.
"Rosie belted Len to the floor with her chip shovels."

bumping shovels 

Time to quit working together. When two people are doing the same task and are starting to get in each other's way.
Looks like we are bumping shovels. I am going to work on the trim.
bumping shovels by webmayin April 29, 2013

A group of shovels and perks 

People who are stupid- used humorously
I've been working all days with a group of shovels and perks

chip shovels 

a female with very large hands and a very large appetite
" foreplay was out of the question ! not with them chip shovels "
chip shovels by pethead March 31, 2016