Definitions by pethead

tinder surprise 

finding a match on the fore mentioned dating site and arranging a date only to discover the person looks nothing like their profile picture and you feel a tad cheated

" bloody hell what a right tinder surprise i had there :O she had hands like chip shovels "

tinder surprise by pethead March 31, 2016

chip shovels 

a female with very large hands and a very large appetite

" foreplay was out of the question ! not with them chip shovels "

chip shovels by pethead March 31, 2016