ShovelSexual 

Somebody who sleeps with shovels

Nathnial sleeps with his shovel. He is ShovelSexual

Everybody makes fun of him for being ShovelSexual

ShovelSexual by MyballsHAng March 25, 2022

stovesexual 

You identify as a stove and you are sexual attracted to stoves

Son: mom I have to tell you something
Mom: what is it son?

Son: I’m stovesexual
Mom: son I am proud of you for being you and being so brave for coming out to me

Son: thanks my I love you
Mom: I love you too

stovesexual by Stovesexual100 September 14, 2020

Shoesexual 

When one is attracted/aroused by ones shoes.

Jack is shoesexual... he said my shoes are cute

Shoesexual by ILiKeEmYoUnG October 12, 2018

shonensexual 

Only being attractedto Anime boys and not liking real boys

Sorry I don't want to date I'm shonensexual

shonensexual by NerdyAnimeFan July 30, 2016

Stovesexual 

You identify as a stove and your are sexual and romantically Attracted to stoves

Son: mom I got to tell you something

Mom: yes son, what is it?
Son: I’m stovesexual
Mom:I’m proud of you from coming out to me and being who you want to be

Stovesexual by Stovesexual100 September 14, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020