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Shortboard 

A skateboard with the wheels of a longboard. Big wheels on a small - shorter board.
"Dude don't you love my longboard?"
"No, I prefer my shortboard."
Shortboard by PowderQueen April 5, 2009

showboarding 

Snowboarding in an attractive way like doing lots of jumps and other stunts.
Rahela: lets go showboarding!
Poli: hell yeah!
showboarding by Zmikavt August 18, 2006

shoeboarding 

The act of propelling oneself across ice or snow with shoes on
I ate shit while shoeboarding across that patch of black ice
shoeboarding by NefariousB October 30, 2012

shitboard 

A fetish where one intentionally rolls around in shit, usually in a bathtub.
Bob and I and going shitboarding tonight.
shitboard by zsedcx June 25, 2008

Shotbard 

When you shoot a bard, or any stand-alone individual singing, in the face at point blank range for being fucking stupid enough to sing in public like a bitch.
"I had to pull a shotbard on this dumb fuck who butchered 'Down with the Sickness', fucking idiot."
Shotbard by Quidquopro August 29, 2018

Spotboard 

Small billboard or yard sign on someone's lawn that they get paid for.
You heard!? John makes like $200 a month with Spotboard, he signed up at www.spotboard.app
Spotboard by carlito_platanito April 21, 2019