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Spotboard by carlito_platanito April 21, 2019
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snowboarding
One of the greatest sports ever invented. Combines some of the most amazing aspects of nature with high speed, technical skill and bliss.
snowboarding by brendan March 20, 2004
Fucking Snowboarder
A term used in anger against someone for any of the following reasons:
1: They are on a snowboard whilst being a dick.
2: They are on a snowboard and acting like they own the whole mountain.
3: They are on a snowboard.
It's pretty easy to say this at just about anyone on a snowboard, because a large amount of snowboarders act like dicks. But sometimes, on the rarest of purple moons, the snowboarder may turn out to be a kind and considerate person. This, however, will not defeat slope discrimination.
1: They are on a snowboard whilst being a dick.
2: They are on a snowboard and acting like they own the whole mountain.
3: They are on a snowboard.
It's pretty easy to say this at just about anyone on a snowboard, because a large amount of snowboarders act like dicks. But sometimes, on the rarest of purple moons, the snowboarder may turn out to be a kind and considerate person. This, however, will not defeat slope discrimination.
Guy 1: "Look at that asshole. Going off those jumps, thinking he's so cool."
Guy 2: "Yeah... Fuckin snowboarder."
*Skier crashes into Snowboarder from behind*
Skier: "God dammit, you fucking cunt!! Get out of the way and pay attention next time!!"
Bystander: "Fucking snowboarder!!"
Guy 2: "Yeah... Fuckin snowboarder."
*Skier crashes into Snowboarder from behind*
Skier: "God dammit, you fucking cunt!! Get out of the way and pay attention next time!!"
Bystander: "Fucking snowboarder!!"
Fucking Snowboarder by James Scarper March 30, 2012
snowboarding
"'Dude a girl at the club was totally snowboarding me last night'
'Man, that must've been a short line of cocaine."'
'Man, that must've been a short line of cocaine."'
snowboarding by SheSleepsIStrike February 13, 2014
Mexican Snowboarding
Hey, Juanito, poot down yer taco and let's go Mexican snowboarding on the dirt pile before those other beaners get there.
Mexican Snowboarding by Shaniqua Bonquiqui Jones December 11, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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