Poli

A mercurial and imaginative musician with a penchant for hilarious non-sequitors. Polis can be recognized with such traits as ridiculously long eyelashes and cute spryness. They are sometimes seen composing fanciful melodies or staring blankly into webcams. If you are lucky enough to capture one in the wild, feed it a diet of cookies and soda and then set it free in the rolling hills.

Bob: "Nothing is better than a cold beer and a game of football on T.V. Except for Poli."

by llacacia August 19, 2011

Poli

Someone; particularly a woman, who lives on the streets and sustains their needs by exchanging sexual favors from bypassers.

Don’t talk to that homeless woman, she could be a poli.

by usernameistaken001 November 11, 2018

polis

1. Scot's slang for police.
2. Turkish for police.

1. Run ya cunt the polis are comin'

by brendan September 21, 2004

Polis

The hole on the tip or your penis.

While being tested for gonorrhea, they put a q-tip in my polis.

by PolisLick November 05, 2011

Polying

The exchange of conversation between two individuals.

Yo so I was polying with him and what not.

by TOM November 18, 2004

Polis

A guy who is shy at first, but once you get to know him, he is friendly, funny and overall social person. A Polis is a genuine, handsome, unique young man, but doesn't believe he is, he loves with all he can give, cares deeply for those that are closest to him, the most honest and respectful man, can always make you laugh, typically he is a shy fellow. A Polis is opened to anything, has a good sense of humor, very intelligent but doesn't realize it. He loves to have fun, makes friends with anyone he meets, he is the type of person you would want to have as a best friend. If you ever come across a Polis in your life, consider yourself lucky.

Its your boi Polis

by FlamingIceWolf August 31, 2019

Polie

To get drunk and lock yourself in the bathroom before passing out.

He got wasted on tequila and pulled a Polie.

by Max Moose Man March 30, 2007