Definitions by Quidquopro

Shotbard 

When you shoot a bard, or any stand-alone individual singing, in the face at point blank range for being fucking stupid enough to sing in public like a bitch.

"I had to pull a shotbard on this dumb fuck who butchered 'Down with the Sickness', fucking idiot."

Shotbard by Quidquopro August 29, 2018