shortpp

someone who is a super straight is clearly short and is kinda sus.

hector: Hey jordan.
Jordan:What!
Hector: I think Hudsyn has a shortpp!
Hudsyn: Hey!

by Gglo January 5, 2022

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Shortphobic

Dislike of or prejudice towards little people

"I'm not shortphobic or anything but he's not tall enough for me"

by Stopshortphobia2020 August 2, 2020

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shortpp • Shortpack • Shortphobia • Shortphobic • Shortpipe • Shortplank • Shortpost • shortspeak • Shortsposter • shortspremiär

Derogatory term for a skateboarder. Refers to behaviour which is stupid, immature, jockish or inconsiderate, as popularized in the 'Jackass' TV series and Movies.

Skateboarders ride on a short plank of wood and "Thick as two short planks" is a well known term for a moron.

"Putting that shopping cart in front of my car was really smart Shortplank."

by DG101 June 11, 2007

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shortpeople

having a reason to live

good at reaching behind ovens

could easily defeat the whole swedish army

popular song:"Shortpeople got no reason, no reason to live"

Man: "that song is whack shortpeople have a way better

reason to live than those f**cking swedes"

Woman: "yeah i guess your right short people are cool"

by theclap46 July 20, 2009

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shortspeak

implied emotional context using pictures, or familiar patterns or diagrams. Text message smiles, design without words that gives meaning to an idea or thought about something.

Shortspeak forces us to confront the seamy side of semiotics, which is the study of nonverbal signs and symbols in semantics and syntactics.(taken from the New York Times Magazine Artical)

Jim: Jennifer Aniston just hooked up with Marko the messenger from the courier service in her trailer.

Sally: Wow! Celeb action is all to thrilling who else would fuck that loser. Quick I'll text Jacob Markos boyfriend! He just hola'd me. How do I put the news?

Jim: What is the word for the face I am making right now?

Sally: I'll shortspeak him use a crooked smiley face. Hope he dosen't bump into Marko later!

by dog house May 28, 2008

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