Shortplank

Derogatory term for a skateboarder. Refers to behaviour which is stupid, immature, jockish or inconsiderate, as popularized in the 'Jackass' TV series and Movies.

Skateboarders ride on a short plank of wood and "Thick as two short planks" is a well known term for a moron.

"Putting that shopping cart in front of my car was really smart Shortplank."

by DG101 June 11, 2007

shatplank

When something is completely and utterly rubbish

"Just had to spend a shatplank evening with my girlfriend's family" or "Have you heard the new Adele album? Well don't bother, it's shatplank!"

by BigEarn December 1, 2016

Shitplank

A term referring to a poorly made, or just an ugly, guitar or bass.

Devries are the king of shitplanks.

by Maddox Fucking Rules October 1, 2014

Shortland Street

The TV show that most New Zealanders love or hate. If you hate Shortland Street and you live in New Zealand then you should go commit die

John I hate Shortland Street
Tyler Go commit uninstall life

by Shortland Street November 9, 2019

shortlands

epic suburban area between beckenham and bromley. quite possibly the next world power. full of very awesome people and great connections to london, sevenoaks, orpington etc. probably safer than your local police station.

"you wanna go to shortlands?"
"where else? xD"
"the empire shall prevail!"

by toast man March 28, 2010

shatplank

Word from the street.. in a kind of up-town manner, meaning 'cool.'

"Shamone, that fly-ass bitch is really shatplank.."

by Stim September 18, 2003

shortflake

Someone who refuses to accept that they are short

Someone typically named Xen: IM NOT SHORT!

Normal Person: what a shortflake

by Hernandoalverez December 20, 2020