shortpeople 

having a reason to live

good at reaching behind ovens

could easily defeat the whole swedish army

popular song:"Shortpeople got no reason, no reason to live"

Man: "that song is whack shortpeople have a way better

reason to live than those f**cking swedes"

Woman: "yeah i guess your right short people are cool"

shortpeople by theclap46 July 20, 2009

Trip short people month 

During Trip Short People Month, also known as “December,” you can trip anyone 5’6” or under

A: Why did you trip me?
B: Because it’s Trip Short People Month, and you’re 5’4”
A: I measured myself over break! I’m 5’5”!
B: That’s a fucking lie, but it makes no difference

Trip short people month by nattycowdoy December 2, 2021

National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed

Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day

National throw short people day by Pug? October 6, 2021

Throw short people month 

During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, as far as you want whenever you want. Have funnn

Hey! It’s throw short people month! Let’s go throw some

Throw short people month by Hands babab October 20, 2020

Short People Day 

Every year on September 2nd it is Short People Day and on that day for everyone under 5'5 gets 5 bucks from people who are taller than 5'5

Short Person: time to go get rich from Short People Day

Short People Day by SkyzTheGuy July 28, 2021

National Stomp on Short People Day 

October 25th is not National Kick Tall People Day, in fact it's National Stomp on Short people Day. On this day you get to stomp on your short friends.

"Hey, it's October 25th. You know what that means! It's National Stomp on Short People Day!"
*stomps on his short friend*

National Stomp on Short People Day by thlying October 22, 2020

National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’4” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day, even people named Jace.

Hey, have you heard that today is National throw short people day? I can't wait to yeet some dwarfs!

National throw short people day by IRFNBR October 21, 2021