Shortphobia 

The phobia of short people.

Normally occurs in 6ft+ people, it helps that they can't even see us most of the time...

Kiddy 1: Oi bruv 'ave you seen that lil' shorty anywhere?
Tall kid: Nah bruv I 'aven't bothered lookin' down in a while, I don't wan' a panic attack. I 'ave shortphobia rememba'?

Shortphobia by PopeTouchy69 June 15, 2022

Shortphobic 

Dislike of or prejudice towards little people

"I'm not shortphobic or anything but he's not tall enough for me"

Shortphobic by Stopshortphobia2020 August 2, 2020

Shartaphobia 

Not pushing out a fart in fear of pushing too hard and shitting in your pants

I was in class with a ton of gas but I have shartaphobia so I held it in and demolished the bathroom when I got out

Shartaphobia by The shittiest shit April 7, 2009

shitphobia 

Afraid to take a dump on public toilets because of their unsanitary nature. A common phobia in most people except for trailer park people and hobos that give out rimjobs.

"My shitphobia really gets going when I see pubic hairs on a public toilet.

shitphobia by LeonC December 15, 2002

Smartphobia 

The extreme fear of being without a smartphone, even if just for a moment.

Jack realized he may suffer from smartphobia when he slipped while tweeting in the shower.
Jack's tweet:
"Organic body butter FTW! Gonna smell so nice today. #whynot #lookatmenow."

Smartphobia by JimmyCreature September 25, 2014

Smorephobia 

The fear of burning marshmallows

I was making s’mores and a burning marshmallow dropped on my leg burning me. The pain was of smorephobia is real

Smorephobia by Jimf155 August 9, 2018

shartophobia 

The fear or sharting oneself.

Dude 1: I gotta go to the bathroom.
Dude 2: WTF you just went.
Dude 1: Yeah I know, I need to get a handle on my shartophobia.

shartophobia by B-Sizzzzle January 13, 2009