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shopkeeper zoo

The place where shopkeepers can be observed in their natural habitat late at night. While casual passers by might assume that the shop and its adjoining car park has been secured for the night, "shopkeeper watchers" know that this is the time that they can observe shopkeepers at play.

Within the confines of their secure paddock, they like to expose their bellies to the warm summer evening breeze. Some shopkeepers like to smoke, clear their throats, or scratch their buttocks with a piece of cardboard and/or stare vacantly at those gathered to watch at the shopkeeper zoo.
An example of a shopkeeper zoo is Supersave Market in Cabramatta
by HTong March 27, 2007
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stropkeeper

A retailer who appears to have no customer service skills other than to be as unhelpful and irritable as possible.
Despite the prevalence of imported US style customer service standards, the British stropkeeper remains faithful to his principle that all customers are morons, and opening a shop all those years ago was the worst decision he'd ever made.

"I don't do refunds," said my local stropkeeper. "You can have an exchange or a credit note and if that's not good enough then take it up with the manufacturer. And make your mind up because I'm closing early today."
by Sharkey2602 February 12, 2014
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shitkeeper

much like shitmonger, an utter waste of a human, someone who lives on shit row.
Dude, your dad is a total shitkeeper.
by Jaggo March 23, 2004
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Shop Keeper

A woman or man who takes care of thier kids. A faithful a good person who takes care of the family.
I love women like her. She's a real Shop Keeper.
by RJ September 4, 2004
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shopkeepa

shopkeepa is a move done by the lord adfez

It insists of blocking off the shop with many blocks and just pure bs
It has been banned in Synapse due to adfez being such a stupid guy
yo lets do the shopkeepa
bruh he did the shopkeepa on us
by smallkaleidoscope115 October 22, 2022
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shopkeepa

The "shopkeepa" is one of the most known bs stalling moves popularized by adfez

It insists of blocking of the shop, spawnblocking and all the bs which wastes time
YO LETS GO SHOPKEEPA
he did the shopkeepa on us
by smallkaleidoscope115 October 22, 2022
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Hot for Shopkeep

A girl or guy who is attracted (or pretending to be) to the owner or employee of an establishment. Usually to get discounts or free merchandise like drinks.
That girl is only being hot for shopkeep so she can get free shots
by AllBusinessTime November 20, 2010
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