The place where shopkeepers can be observed in their natural habitat late at night. While casual passers by might assume that the shop and its adjoining car park has been secured for the night, "shopkeeper watchers" know that this is the time that they can observe shopkeepers at play.
Within the confines of their secure paddock, they like to expose their bellies to the warm summer evening breeze. Some shopkeepers like to smoke, clear their throats, or scratch their buttocks with a piece of cardboard and/or stare vacantly at those gathered to watch at the shopkeeper zoo.
Within the confines of their secure paddock, they like to expose their bellies to the warm summer evening breeze. Some shopkeepers like to smoke, clear their throats, or scratch their buttocks with a piece of cardboard and/or stare vacantly at those gathered to watch at the shopkeeper zoo.
by HTong March 27, 2007
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Despite the prevalence of imported US style customer service standards, the British stropkeeper remains faithful to his principle that all customers are morons, and opening a shop all those years ago was the worst decision he'd ever made.
"I don't do refunds," said my local stropkeeper. "You can have an exchange or a credit note and if that's not good enough then take it up with the manufacturer. And make your mind up because I'm closing early today."
"I don't do refunds," said my local stropkeeper. "You can have an exchange or a credit note and if that's not good enough then take it up with the manufacturer. And make your mind up because I'm closing early today."
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It insists of blocking off the shop with many blocks and just pure bs
It has been banned in Synapse due to adfez being such a stupid guy
It insists of blocking off the shop with many blocks and just pure bs
It has been banned in Synapse due to adfez being such a stupid guy
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It insists of blocking of the shop, spawnblocking and all the bs which wastes time
It insists of blocking of the shop, spawnblocking and all the bs which wastes time
YO LETS GO SHOPKEEPA
he did the shopkeepa on us
he did the shopkeepa on us
by smallkaleidoscope115 October 22, 2022
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