shitkeeper

much like shitmonger, an utter waste of a human, someone who lives on shit row.

Dude, your dad is a total shitkeeper.

shitkeeper by Jaggo March 23, 2004

shopkeeper zoo 

The place where shopkeepers can be observed in their natural habitat late at night. While casual passers by might assume that the shop and its adjoining car park has been secured for the night, "shopkeeper watchers" know that this is the time that they can observe shopkeepers at play.

Within the confines of their secure paddock, they like to expose their bellies to the warm summer evening breeze. Some shopkeepers like to smoke, clear their throats, or scratch their buttocks with a piece of cardboard and/or stare vacantly at those gathered to watch at the shopkeeper zoo.

An example of a shopkeeper zoo is Supersave Market in Cabramatta

shopkeeper zoo by HTong March 27, 2007

Shitweener 

After being either gay, or just totally fucked up and giving anal to a random person who forgot to clean out their ass, so you end up pulling out your weener with shit all over it and that usually causes you to beat the bitch/homo to death and hide them in the trunk of your car, drive them to the lake and ditch them there. Then giving the last ounce of dignity (Virginity) to your neighbors mailbox.

I can't believe Eddie actually got a shitweener, that is just too fucked up! Did he ditch them at the lake? Ya, I think, he also fucked his neighbors mailbox. That is so fucking wierd, like a cowboy hat.

Shitweener by Spoony McSpoon October 16, 2009

MANDATORY SHITFEEDER 

It's the SHITFEEDER picked by the little girls and little boys for you know who.

Yes, ANAL ALAN the MANDATORY SHITEATER has an assigned MANDATORY SHITFEEDER that will make the little girls and little boys happy.

MANDATORY SHITFEEDER by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE July 28, 2021