Named after a suburb of Sydney, Australia, a Cabramatta is the act of taking a dump (preferably runny rather than hard) into an emptied soup can. Traditionally, meat and bean soup is used. The can is then re-sealed and either:
i. placed on a supermarket shelf;
or
ii. snuck into a nemesis or ex's larder.
The unsuspecting victim then opens the can microwaves a steaming bowl of shit, thinking it's a yummy soup.
Note: Cabramattar is a working class neighbourhood and as such has many small factories / workshops with the tools to re-seal cans.
i. placed on a supermarket shelf;
or
ii. snuck into a nemesis or ex's larder.
The unsuspecting victim then opens the can microwaves a steaming bowl of shit, thinking it's a yummy soup.
Note: Cabramattar is a working class neighbourhood and as such has many small factories / workshops with the tools to re-seal cans.
by SydneyKidd July 24, 2014
Get the cabramattamug. A guy is having sex with a girl and the guy is on top and when he blows his load on top of the woman's clam, the lady then bakes in the sun for s solid hour until the man returns to eat her clam out.
Chilled on the balcony and it was so hot I gave Judy a Cabramatta clambake, can still taste it in ma stache
by Fisting Fireman December 10, 2016
Get the Cabramatta clambakemug. Kind of like a bucks night gone horribly wrong. Involves a group of asian males hanging out in small dark rooms, singing karaoke and having a gay orgy. NO FEMALES ALOWED!!
by Ali[G] December 9, 2004
Get the Cabramatta Karaoke Nightmug. Bleached white hair on an Asian girl (usually of Vietnamese decent with tattoos). Known stereotype of the Cabramatta suburb of Sydney Australia. Short form: Cabra hair
by Shityopants November 13, 2020
Get the Cabramatta hairmug.