knave

To be used only in conjunction with "Fucking".

Dude, you are a fucking knave.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

sho nuff

To, go ass out or all the way.

Dude, if I wasn't sho nuff, I would have never wrecked my faggish import car with all the mexican doodads on it such as a rear spoiler that will only work at speeds that I will never achieve.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

nutseeker

Any small dog that continually insists on jumping in your lap and landing on your nads.

After that little nutseeker smashed my sack for the thirtieth time, I had no choice but to practice my golf swing with it. Now my golf game is vastly improved, and my sack is left alone.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

equal rights

A phrase corrupted by racist shitheaps to mean exactly the opposite of what it says.

Dumfuck1: Dude, lets get benefits based soley on our skin color and call it equal rights!

Dumfuck2: Hell yeah! That's way easier than actually taking responsibility for ourselves!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

fuckadillo

Any fucked up situation, i.e. stigwashed or fuckoed.

Dude, after I missed the aclu building with my freight train, I figured it was pretty much a fuckadillo.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

eth

short for ethanol, slang for booze.

Not to be confused with meth.

Dude, I need some eth on account of i got the DT's and I'm seeing little aliens devour my eyeballs.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

Jesus Christ in crotchless panties

exclamation, Used after something's gone extremely shitto.

Jesus Christ in crotchless panties that fucking hurt! I just sat on a red hot fire poker and slid all the way down!

by Jaggo March 22, 2004