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van eck phreaking

A handy way to see exactly what is appearing on a computer monitor in the next room by recieving signal through an am antenna and decoding to bits of information that leak from a monitor.
Dude, I was in this hotel and I saw my neighbor watching gay porn by van eck phreaking right through the wall.
by Jaggo March 22, 2004
mugGet the van eck phreakingmug.

off your shit

Dude, after I've jammed 10 pencils in your ears, you seemed to be a tad off your shit.
by Jaggo March 22, 2004
mugGet the off your shitmug.

stog

Similar to mung. Has nothing to do with cigarettes, that is Stoge, short for stogie, a cigar.

See stog fly.
Dude, whats wrong with this world is everyone is illiterate. They think stog has something to do with tobacco.
by Jaggo March 23, 2004
mugGet the stogmug.

mumia abu-jamal

A cop killer who garners sympathy soley because of his skin color.
Dude, if only I was black like Mumia, I would have national interest my murder case, but unfortunately I'm white and I just sit here rotting on death row without self-hating fools trying to get me out of jail.
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
mugGet the mumia abu-jamalmug.

trucker speed

Ephedrine tablets, available at most gas stations and truck stops.

See mini thins and yellowjackets.
Cletus jackknifed his rig on the 101 after being hopped up on trucker speed for 1000 miles.
by Jaggo March 22, 2004
mugGet the trucker speedmug.

nafta

A wonderful fuckadillo that is destroying our country and spreading disease because we are too sissy to stand up for ourselves and fear to be called racist when the issue actually has nothing to do with race, but racist fuckos say it does.

See also dirty mexican produce, aztlan, mecha, and gringo.
Dude, I'm so glad that we let undocumented drivers bring trucks dripping with human fecal matter across the border and run over school children while delivering produce that will give you hepatitis so big restaurants can save a dime or two.
by Jaggo March 22, 2004
mugGet the naftamug.

fuckadillo

Any fucked up situation, i.e. stigwashed or fuckoed.
Dude, after I missed the aclu building with my freight train, I figured it was pretty much a fuckadillo.
by Jaggo March 22, 2004
mugGet the fuckadillomug.

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