cop a squat

For a female to take a leak.

Dude, after my sex change, I had to get used to copping a squat as opposed to my old activity of standing up while urinating and copping a peek at the dingus next to me.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

ass market

The basement at your parent's house.

Dude, lets hit the ass market, as I am highly interested in gay midget porn.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

croad

A shitheel of an excuse for a human being that takes great pride in handling rodent shit.

Dude, face it! You're a fucking croad.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

knave

To be used only in conjunction with "Fucking".

Dude, you are a fucking knave.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

chubbaloo

A fatty, lardo, Bertha, Tubbo, Osama bin Lardass, Obe}, bohemoth, just plain fatto.

Dude, I haven't seen you in 10 years and your a total chubbaloo now.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

origami boulder

A genious of an idea.

Dude, I went to origamiboulder.com. That guys is a fucking genious, plus he abuses people in engrish.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

dickheap

A pile of pricks, literally a heap of dicks.

Take a left turn at the third dickheap on your right, and you will be smack dab in the mittle of a gay orgy.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004