Definitions by Jaggo

bengle 

A stog fly that cannot even spell the name of his favorite football team correctly, even though it is only six letters.

Dude, look at that bengle. He thinks the Bengals spell their name like Bengles. I bet he listens to the Bangles, too. What a shit holster.

bengle by Jaggo March 24, 2004

gutrot 

Pot Liquor, Shine, Moonshine, Hooch, Bootleg whiskey, Likker, alky, booze, Juice, Sauce, Eth, Ocean, XXX, stillwater, hard stuff, fire water, canned heat, White Jesus, spirits, smoke, red-eye, brew, slug, libation, shot, nipples, etc......

Dude, I gotta get off the gutrot before I shit my liver.

gutrot by Jaggo March 23, 2004

white jesus 

high-quality hooch, shine, moonshine, or homemade booze.

Dude, Crow Jane makes the best white jesus in the whole Ukelore Valley.

white jesus by Jaggo March 23, 2004

murder van 

Any full-size van, usually from the early- to mid-eighties, that has no windows.

Dude, Deejo used to drive a murder van, but I think he's harmless.

murder van by Jaggo March 23, 2004

eth 

short for ethanol, slang for booze.

Not to be confused with meth.

Dude, I need some eth on account of i got the DT's and I'm seeing little aliens devour my eyeballs.

eth by Jaggo March 23, 2004

chuggaloo 

A professional drinker.

Not to be confused with chubbaloo.

Dude, that guy just drank a case of forties. He's a regular chuggaloo.

chuggaloo by Jaggo March 23, 2004

lag attack 

A sudden, paralyzing attack of laziness.

Dude, I was gonna take the trash, but then I had a lag attack. Now the goddamn house is filled with stog flys.

lag attack by Jaggo March 23, 2004