Jaggo's definitions

dirty mexican produce

The wonderful by-product of that fuckadillo called NAFTA. Produce grown in Mexico, where they use human waste as fertilizer, resulting in various sicknesses among unsuspecting gringoes, including Hepatitis and Salmonella. This cheap and inferior product is destroying the United States tomato industry, as well as many other forms of agriculture.

Dude, I'm going to have to resort to shopping at hippy stores for organic produce if I catch Hepatitis-C from one more piece of dirty mexican produce.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

cop a squat

For a female to take a leak.

Dude, after my sex change, I had to get used to copping a squat as opposed to my old activity of standing up while urinating and copping a peek at the dingus next to me.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

eth

short for ethanol, slang for booze.

Not to be confused with meth.

Dude, I need some eth on account of i got the DT's and I'm seeing little aliens devour my eyeballs.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

gutrot

Pot Liquor, Shine, Moonshine, Hooch, Bootleg whiskey, Likker, alky, booze, Juice, Sauce, Eth, Ocean, XXX, stillwater, hard stuff, fire water, canned heat, White Jesus, spirits, smoke, red-eye, brew, slug, libation, shot, nipples, etc......

Dude, I gotta get off the gutrot before I shit my liver.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

equal rights

A phrase corrupted by racist shitheaps to mean exactly the opposite of what it says.

Dumfuck1: Dude, lets get benefits based soley on our skin color and call it equal rights!

Dumfuck2: Hell yeah! That's way easier than actually taking responsibility for ourselves!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Jesus Christ in crotchless panties

exclamation, Used after something's gone extremely shitto.

Jesus Christ in crotchless panties that fucking hurt! I just sat on a red hot fire poker and slid all the way down!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

van eck phreaking

A handy way to see exactly what is appearing on a computer monitor in the next room by recieving signal through an am antenna and decoding to bits of information that leak from a monitor.

Dude, I was in this hotel and I saw my neighbor watching gay porn by van eck phreaking right through the wall.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004