exclamation, Used after something's gone extremely shitto.
Jesus Christ in crotchless panties that fucking hurt! I just sat on a red hot fire poker and slid all the way down!
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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gayrod

A fully erect dingus carried around by an extremely faggish person.
Dude, that fag just brushed me with his gayrod! Now I gotta go take a shower before I shit myself.
by Jaggo March 20, 2004
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shit holster

Dude, you need to change this kids shit holster before I dropkick it off the Chrysler building.
by Jaggo March 23, 2004
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Tore back

Results from drinking oneself stupid and passing out face first in the sun with no shirt.
I got shithoused down at the nude beach and all I got was this lousy tore back.
by Jaggo March 20, 2004
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sho nuff

To, go ass out or all the way.
Dude, if I wasn't sho nuff, I would have never wrecked my faggish import car with all the mexican doodads on it such as a rear spoiler that will only work at speeds that I will never achieve.
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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mini thins

Ephedrine tablets available in any fine truck stop.

See Yellowjackets or Trucker Speed.
Dude, I used to take mini-thins all the time, and then my heart exploded!
by Jaggo March 22, 2004
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tree hugger

A young fucko, most likely reared in Marin County, home of the rich dysfunctional parent. They don't like the timber industry, yet their fucking house is made from wood. Pretty much just a worthless shitheap of a waste of human flesh.
Dude1: Dude, I just recieved a congressional medal of honor bor beating the shit out of some tree huggers.

Dude2: I know, I laughed my ass off when that tree hugger was killed by a falling tree. What a fucko!
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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