Sonoma County

A once cool county that has been destroyed.

Dude, I grew up here in Sonoma County, but now I have to leave on account of I cant find a house to buy that is worth a shit under 350,000 dollars. Also, my fucking taxes are so high on account of all the welfare and social services being doled out to illegal immigrants, that I really can't afford a house. Also, because my wife and I have a combined income of just over 70,000 dollars, we are considered rich by the scum that run the state, and our bank account is the shits because we have to support all these goddamn illegals.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

shit holster

a diaper.

Dude, you need to change this kids shit holster before I dropkick it off the Chrysler building.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

dickheap

A pile of pricks, literally a heap of dicks.

Take a left turn at the third dickheap on your right, and you will be smack dab in the mittle of a gay orgy.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

white jesus

high-quality hooch, shine, moonshine, or homemade booze.

Dude, Crow Jane makes the best white jesus in the whole Ukelore Valley.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

hateful

A claim one can make as long as they are not a white male.

Dude, I can't really argue my point intellectually, so I will call it hateful.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

bagass

Extremely necessary to have a gay row.

Dude, we can't have a gay row with out a bagass!

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

origami boulder

A genious of an idea.

Dude, I went to origamiboulder.com. That guys is a fucking genious, plus he abuses people in engrish.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004