Jaggo's definitions

gutrot

Pot Liquor, Shine, Moonshine, Hooch, Bootleg whiskey, Likker, alky, booze, Juice, Sauce, Eth, Ocean, XXX, stillwater, hard stuff, fire water, canned heat, White Jesus, spirits, smoke, red-eye, brew, slug, libation, shot, nipples, etc......

Dude, I gotta get off the gutrot before I shit my liver.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

eth

short for ethanol, slang for booze.

Not to be confused with meth.

Dude, I need some eth on account of i got the DT's and I'm seeing little aliens devour my eyeballs.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

dirty mexican produce

The wonderful by-product of that fuckadillo called NAFTA. Produce grown in Mexico, where they use human waste as fertilizer, resulting in various sicknesses among unsuspecting gringoes, including Hepatitis and Salmonella. This cheap and inferior product is destroying the United States tomato industry, as well as many other forms of agriculture.

Dude, I'm going to have to resort to shopping at hippy stores for organic produce if I catch Hepatitis-C from one more piece of dirty mexican produce.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

cloister fuck

What the priests did to you when you were a little boy.

Dude, you got cloister fucked by Father O'Fucko!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

equal rights

A phrase corrupted by racist shitheaps to mean exactly the opposite of what it says.

Dumfuck1: Dude, lets get benefits based soley on our skin color and call it equal rights!

Dumfuck2: Hell yeah! That's way easier than actually taking responsibility for ourselves!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Jesus Christ in crotchless panties

exclamation, Used after something's gone extremely shitto.

Jesus Christ in crotchless panties that fucking hurt! I just sat on a red hot fire poker and slid all the way down!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

hateful

A claim one can make as long as they are not a white male.

Dude, I can't really argue my point intellectually, so I will call it hateful.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004