Jaggo's definitions

obe

A completely fat-assed individual, obese.

Dude, I would never fuck your mom on account of her being a goddamn obe.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

boxed

To be fuckoed, stigwashed, and otherwise moded.

Dude, you're so fucking boxed it makes puke run from my ears.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

holy shinto

Japanese for "Holy Shit".

Holy Shinto dude! Stop nuking us! We surrender!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Dependency Theory

A silly idea employed by immature shitheels who would rather riot about idiotic shit than get a real job.

Dude, my parents spoiled me so bad that I love to think I'm smart by talking about Dependency Theory and listen to Rage Against the Machine.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

ass hands

A symtom resulting from handing out ass all day.

Dude, I've gotta rest seeing as how I have a horrible case of ass hands.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

shitto

How you feel after a night of blowing too much money at the gay bar.

Dude, I'm feel shitto after blowing all my money at the gay bar last night.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

bottle whipped

To have recieved a pounding headache from liquor.

Dude, last night I got housed and now I'm bottle whipped.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004