Jaggo's definitions

sho nuff

To, go ass out or all the way.

Dude, if I wasn't sho nuff, I would have never wrecked my faggish import car with all the mexican doodads on it such as a rear spoiler that will only work at speeds that I will never achieve.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Tore back

Results from drinking oneself stupid and passing out face first in the sun with no shirt.

I got shithoused down at the nude beach and all I got was this lousy tore back.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

moge

Short for Mogadishu, a shithole of a slum located on shit row in Somalia.

We should have just stigwashed the whole place with nukes. It's just a big shit shed anyway.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

mini thins

Ephedrine tablets available in any fine truck stop.

See Yellowjackets or Trucker Speed.

Dude, I used to take mini-thins all the time, and then my heart exploded!

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

west nile virus

The latest in a series of overblown threats that the media uses to sell newspapers.

Dude, I'm so fucking scared about this west nile virus that I'm gonna buy a newspaper everyday just to make sure that I'm not one of .0000000000000001% of the world's population that actually contracts the virus.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

bagass

Extremely necessary to have a gay row.

Dude, we can't have a gay row with out a bagass!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

lardo

chubbaloo. A fat-ass with an unbounded appetite.

Dude, did you dump that lardo you used to date?

by Jaggo March 21, 2004