Jaggo's definitions

gutrot

Pot Liquor, Shine, Moonshine, Hooch, Bootleg whiskey, Likker, alky, booze, Juice, Sauce, Eth, Ocean, XXX, stillwater, hard stuff, fire water, canned heat, White Jesus, spirits, smoke, red-eye, brew, slug, libation, shot, nipples, etc......

Dude, I gotta get off the gutrot before I shit my liver.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

eth

short for ethanol, slang for booze.

Not to be confused with meth.

Dude, I need some eth on account of i got the DT's and I'm seeing little aliens devour my eyeballs.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

van eck phreaking

A handy way to see exactly what is appearing on a computer monitor in the next room by recieving signal through an am antenna and decoding to bits of information that leak from a monitor.

Dude, I was in this hotel and I saw my neighbor watching gay porn by van eck phreaking right through the wall.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

chig

v., To sexually harrass

Dude, quit chigging me. I'm not into bestiality you stigwashed fag attack.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

nutseeker

Any small dog that continually insists on jumping in your lap and landing on your nads.

After that little nutseeker smashed my sack for the thirtieth time, I had no choice but to practice my golf swing with it. Now my golf game is vastly improved, and my sack is left alone.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

mini thins

Ephedrine tablets available in any fine truck stop.

See Yellowjackets or Trucker Speed.

Dude, I used to take mini-thins all the time, and then my heart exploded!

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

sho nuff

To, go ass out or all the way.

Dude, if I wasn't sho nuff, I would have never wrecked my faggish import car with all the mexican doodads on it such as a rear spoiler that will only work at speeds that I will never achieve.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004