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Time to Shoot the Monkey 

Something to be said when you run out of stuff to say in an internet chatroom. Not as gross as it sounds.
prplppltr1: ...
hawtchick12: ...
prplppltr1: welp, time to shoot the monkey
hawtchick12: eww

Short Time 

Slang use by slant slash hookers in Thailand to notate length of sexual contract. Usually about 90 minutes in this case.
(see Long Time)
(see slant slash)
Short Time prices for some spicy Thai curry pussy are usually 1000 to 1500 Baht. In rare instances, it can be as low as 300 to 500 Baht (10 to 15 USD)
Short Time by BigD101 December 28, 2007

short-time 

refers to a transaction with asian bar girlsLBFMlittle brown fucking machinesworking girls wherein the gal will go with a customer to engage in sex, and leave them shortly thereafter, most likely to return to the bar to find another customer, dance with her girfriends, and perhaps snack on some fried beetles. As opposed to long time, which denotes spending the night, which carries with it the promise of multiple sessions or acts of pleasure.
Nigel was really mao(drunk) and he bar-fined Ooi and Nok and took them to a short-time hotel for two lady sex.
short-time by Sacabua September 21, 2006
Coined by the star, Ali Spagnola of the Power Hour Drinking Game. Shot time is the time when every viewer or attendee of Ms.Spagnola's internet livestream parties/concerts takes a shot of beer, despite even when it isnt a song to drink to.
Shot Time by Polak April 6, 2013

A very short time ago 

Between 0 and 10 minutes ago
I went on a run a very short time ago

Short Period of Time 

An ambiguous statement cooked up by H.R. Managers when they want a person to perform higher duties without pay, without defining the time period
Carry out a supervisors job for a short period of time
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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