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When something goes so terribly wrong you want to shoot yourself in the face five times, but pissed because you can only do it once
"SO did you kiss her yet?"

"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."
by Belkis Deyanira August 24, 2008
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