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shoomped 

to describe anything that is good or bad in a dicked way
''maycee is so shoomped she cocked tara in the face and then tara shat on caitlins face cause shes a cocwhit''
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A comedic variant of 'shopped (i.e., photoshopped).

Arose from a conflation of two memes - namely, the "Shoop da whoop" and the "This looks shopped" memes. Possibly first used on 4-chan.
"This looks shooped. I can tell by some of the pixels and by shooping a few whoops in my time."
shooped by enoch roote November 29, 2007
-Trying to relax from being shooketh but can’t, then you are shoomed.
-Or you mistyped Shooked for Shoomed and still went with it.
1) Hahaha lol I can’t even rn I’m so Shoomed.
2) omg you look so Shoomed what made you so shooketh?
Shoomed by ImThatAlexander January 4, 2018

shloomped 

The word to use when someone non-exists you
Bob: Shut up, you dont't even exist
Maria: Nigga, i've been shloomped
Maria: *fades away*
shloomped by OofoBoofo May 10, 2018

Shpomped 

When you’re eating and watching Netflix with your girl and it leads to getting dogged out from the back.
Joseph: Did you hear Isaiah in the tent last night? The bear shpomped his ass, and he liked it so he pressed continue watching on Netflix.
Shpomped by Jbriann99 July 19, 2018
Means very very very tired, This word is the superlative of the word “Schlumped.”

It was first used when someone had to explain just how tired they were, and schlumped didn’t do it justice.

The person at large also didn’t use “Schlumped” because he thought it sounded like someone was shitting and cumming at the same time.
Guy 1: “How was the sex last night dude!
Guy 2: “It was great, riveting if you will, but now i’m really Shlomped.”
Guy 1: “Wow! That must mean you’re very tired!”
Shlomped by MScarn111 July 2, 2019