Shoomp

To propel quickly and quietly

The waitlist system automatically shoomps people from the waitlist into the section four times a day

by Shoomp August 29, 2020

Shoomped

“Bro I didn’t get any pussy last night i should made a move”
“Damn you’re shoomped”

by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

"Dylan is such a shoomp. Last week he shamped all over my life."

by Shamps McGee June 20, 2009

The sound the pneumatic tube makes at your bank’s drive-thru

The teller sent the tunnel bunny back with my money and it made a reassuring SHOOMP sound...

by WarNPeace December 10, 2017

A reaction to a weird question or statement that shows you either don’t want to answer the question or you feel awkward because of their statement.

“Yeah, so do you ever watch tiger porn?”

“Shoomp!”

to describe anything that is good or bad in a dicked way

''maycee is so shoomped she cocked tara in the face and then tara shat on caitlins face cause shes a cocwhit''