Shonks

To have a shonks is to experience a bad time, akin to having a mare, usually due to a self inflicted mistake. Derivative of shonky, when something is crap in nature.

I was so hungover that I had an absolute shonks and missed my flight.

I've had a total shonks and burnt my pizza.

by LucieG March 11, 2019

Shonks

A very annoying person who has the username Shonks on a gaming or social media platform

Sean is Shonks and is very bad at Fortnite

by SEANSMELLSBAD May 8, 2019

shonks

Not stonks

shonks

by Meow, boi February 20, 2020

Stonks

A term to express a financial decision that resulted in financial gain. Mostly used ironically.

*1998 Yahoo refuses to buy Google for $1 million
*2002 Yahoo realizes it’s mistake, tried to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
*2008 Yahoo refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion
*2016 Yahoo sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: “Stonks”

by thequifichuntlord July 8, 2019

Stonks

When you trade 600 wheat for 1 emerald

News: Man sells TV for remote
Me, an intellectual: Stonks

by Random homo sapien June 14, 2019

Stonks

The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade

When you upvote your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of one:
"Stonks"

by DankStonks June 17, 2019

stonks

buy a 3d printer, print a 3d printer, return the 3d printer.

stonks

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 19, 2020