Shonks

To have a shonks is to experience a bad time, akin to having a mare, usually due to a self inflicted mistake. Derivative of shonky, when something is crap in nature.

I was so hungover that I had an absolute shonks and missed my flight.

I've had a total shonks and burnt my pizza.

by LucieG March 11, 2019

Shonks

A very annoying person who has the username Shonks on a gaming or social media platform

Sean is Shonks and is very bad at Fortnite

by SEANSMELLSBAD May 08, 2019

Shonk

A broken penis

Tiger Woods woke up in the morning after a long night with 5 hoes with a Shonk, he partied to hard.

by Tom Bueller October 04, 2010

shonk

A thing which be-est dodgey in the manner of its fabrication or final design.

Thanks Gimblett, that was totally shonk

by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003

shonk

to pull a fast one,to get one over on someone.To string something out but make it look like youv'e been busy.

Stuarts been shonking on that one again!lazy bastard!

by bum wad,felch,cream,rabbit knob. October 04, 2003

Shonk

A range of sanwhich vans that retail in poor quality greasy food which is most definately not for the feint hearted, otherise known for selling their Shonk

"'cmon lets go to the Shonk van for their utter shonk!"

"Shonky von Shonkerton is out side fancy a samosa?"

by Shonky von shonkerton October 09, 2008

Shonk

Shoddy Handling Of Network Kit

Sorry, we're having a bit of a shonk issue at the moment. One of our core routers is at fault.

by The Shonkmeister February 24, 2011