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To have a shonks is to experience a bad time, akin to having a mare, usually due to a self inflicted mistake. Derivative of shonky, when something is crap in nature.

I was so hungover that I had an absolute shonks and missed my flight.

I've had a total shonks and burnt my pizza.

Shonks by LucieG March 11, 2019

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Shonks

A very annoying person who has the username Shonks on a gaming or social media platform

Sean is Shonks and is very bad at Fortnite

Shonks by SEANSMELLSBAD May 8, 2019

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shonks by Meow, boi February 20, 2020

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Stonks

A term to express a financial decision that resulted in financial gain. Mostly used ironically.

*1998 Yahoo refuses to buy Google for $1 million
*2002 Yahoo realizes it’s mistake, tried to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
*2008 Yahoo refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion
*2016 Yahoo sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: “Stonks”

Stonks by thequifichuntlord July 8, 2019

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When you trade 600 wheat for 1 emerald

News: Man sells TV for remote
Me, an intellectual: Stonks

Stonks by Random homo sapien June 14, 2019

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Stonks

The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade

When you upvote your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of one:
"Stonks"

Stonks by DankStonks June 17, 2019

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buy a 3d printer, print a 3d printer, return the 3d printer.

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stonks by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 19, 2020

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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