Shonkster

Someone who does very dodgy things, rips you off, acts shonky in general, etc. A consistent shonkster is someone to be avoided, as being in their presence will most likely have bad implications for you.

Can be applied to anyone at all who shonks you over.

"Hey, I got charged way too much for this by that guy. What a shonkster."

"Hugh is becoming a major shonkster, I'd watch out."

by DavRock June 5, 2009

phonkster

If a member of the music collective "room809" has considered a phonk track by you to be amazing, you are officially a "phonkster".

1: "Bro, I just showed room809 my new phonk track. They said it is fire!"
2: "No way?! That means you are officially a phonkster!"

by 6pxths April 30, 2021

Shanaster

Someone who engages in shanastery, tomfoolery, bullshit, or shady dealings

Mike Oxbig, puts Vaseline on his driver, he’s a Shanaster.

by MRLING January 22, 2022

slinkster

Derived form Francesca Lia Block novels.
Meaning, cool, groovy, etc.
Also shortened to 'slink' for an easiability of sayage.
Also used before other adjectives as an adverb.

"Man, 'Fight Club' is fucking slinkster!"

"Yeah, well I think you're pretty slink yourself!"

"This song is slinkster-groovy"

by lola January 21, 2005

socksterbate

The art of using a sock when masturbating in order to not "make a mess"

I can't wait 'till tonight so I can socksterbate!!

by mr. boinkyou October 8, 2008

Chonkster

Usually used to describe a very fat/chonk animal

Me: Look at that chonkster!
Friend: Damn, he chonkey!

by shraud June 14, 2021

steve shankster

A name used to call a guy when your scared that he is going to shank you because you made fun of his tight red pants.

"Oh there goes that kid with the red pants.."
"Haha.. yeah.."
"He's gonna shank us for making fun of his pants..>_>"
"Oh god.. Steve Shankster."

by dragon. February 8, 2008