Thanksgiving in jail.
by HumaneAnimal November 12, 2017
No one knew Shanksgiving was coming. They only realized it when John, the least popular and bullied the most started collecting stabbing weapons of all kinds. Everyone was going to die. Moral of the story: Don't bully people. Or else you'll experience a painful Shanksgiving.
by explodoboy November 23, 2017
When you're about to eat thanksgiving dinner, and the person with the knife stabs the turkey straight through the middle with a violent action.
Sammy: Let's eat! *Stab*
Geoff: Why did Sammy have to Shanksgiving the turkey? It's completely unnecessary.
Claire: Yeah I know, he could've just cut it normally instead of pretending he was about to get mugged in a state penitentiary.
Geoff: Why did Sammy have to Shanksgiving the turkey? It's completely unnecessary.
Claire: Yeah I know, he could've just cut it normally instead of pretending he was about to get mugged in a state penitentiary.
by Richeal Mosen October 06, 2016
Every thanksgiving the family goes out to play 18-holes. I like to say "Happy Shanksgiving" to all of the Uncle Jeff's who play once a year at the family tournament.
by topgolf September 13, 2022
The annual day of celebration to commemorate the stabbing of Derek Chauvin, which happened the day after thanksgiving in 2023.
by Trublubattlebot November 28, 2024