Shoetalking

When someone talks about Brunswick bowling balls, how they are drilled, and what they are supposed to do. Conversations are often lengthy, and extremely biased towards Brunswick.

The following is an example of shoetalking:

Blah blah blah Brunswick is amazing blah blah blah Csytem 4.5. Blah blah pin down blah blah symmetric blah blah blah 4000. Also, blah blah Rattler blah blah weight hole blah blah. Brunswick is the best company ever blah blah blah.

by jibtastic August 15, 2010

shoegazing

shoegazing is a form of art. this art-form is achieved by playing an electric guitar and using a pedal board, though a big muff pedal is really all that is required. one who shoegazes will generally play their guitar with an extreme reverb and sustain while turning the knobs on their pedal(s) with their feet to create a "wall of sound". thus they are staring at the pedal(s) and eloquently changing the sound constantly, there of. this sound is obnoxious to those who do not enjoy what is known as the "drone" that the shoegaze sound is famous for. "droning" is what renowned shoegazers are known best for. the tempo is typically 120 bpm but the effect that is achieved overall is a very psychedelic wash. the listener is more often then not inebriated when listening to shoegaze. when shoegazing, the musician is often lost in a trance in which the sound and the musician are all that exist on the planet. high volume is a must. though the true sound of shoegazing is not loved by most, those who tend to "space out" on a regular basis find a love for it very quickly. check out my bloody valentine, the jesus and mary chain, the pains of being pure at heart, and other related bands to get a true example of this form of music.

"holy shit! that guy is shoegazing like mad! i'm only on LSD but i also feel like i'm rolling face before God himself!"

"this shoegaze isn't working for me. let's go listen to dubstep."

wesley - you wanna shoegaze?
tallon - fuck yeah. i'm getting my nod on right now and that big muff is calling me.
wesley - well fuck, dude. let me finish this drink and i'll play a groove. we'll gaze all day.
tallon - wanna get some doses?
wesley - it wouldn't be the same without it.

by space-cadet September 24, 2011

shoejacking

The crime of stealing someones shoes at gunpoint.

I was a victim of shoejacking. I was forcibly relieved of my popular $300 pair of sport-shoes at gunpoint.

by farpart103 March 30, 2008

snowmaking

When a skier or snowboarder passes gas when going fast down the mountain in order to hide the fart. Analogous to crop dusting.

On the chairlift:

A: *sniff* *sniff* What's that smell?

B: God damn, who's snowmaking down there?

by JOOKING March 29, 2011

shemaling

The process of constantly bringing up shemales into a conversation - especially online group chats - in order to cause a certain trauma amongst the participants. Kevins are most susceptible to be developing a negative response to this topic - especially when they are in the woods.

Last night we've been shemaling all night long on Telegram.

by Giouchki August 19, 2016

shoegazing

The act of finding money or valuables on the ground. Popular places to find money on the ground include bars, restaurants, sidewalks and stores. So named because shoegazing effectively requires looking downward - toward one's shoes.

A shoegazer is one who engages in this practice. A find is known as a shoegaze.

I was shoegazing last night at a crowded bar and found a $20 bill on the floor!

by ihavespoe October 20, 2010

shoelacing

The art of getting so far up managements back side you need to leave your shoe laces hanging so you can be extracted

Hey, Ramo's such master at shoelacing we could only just see the tips of his laces

by Sammyshoelace September 3, 2019