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favor sharking 

Doing an unasked-for favor for someone, and then using it to try and guilt them into doing something for you.
Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."

Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.
favor sharking by Mai Ainsel June 17, 2020

Shaking Syndrome 

Shaking syndrome is something that occurs after you send a risky text , or receive a text that makes you nervous. The symptoms are severe shaking and shivering that lasts for a long time.

The disease was first discovered by M.B. And K.R.
Katie, he’s typing I acc have shaking syndrome .

Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009

Shaking My Yogurt 

When one shakes his yogurt; ie. Masturbating
"Mom don't come in, I'm shaking my yogurt!"

Shoulder Shaking 

Shoulder shaking is stimulation of the genitals with the hand for sexual pleasure.
Shoulder Shaking by Specs Gonzalez January 28, 2020

shaking the can 

From the game "Shake it up" on Mario Party 8 for the Wii, in which a player must shake his/her can for 5 seconds and whoever has the highest stream wins. Naturally, this became a great innuendo for jerking off.
-Where the hell is John?
-Probably shaking the can.