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snoaking wet 

Wet to the bone from rolling around in the snow or getting pummeled by snowballs.
Spring skiing was awesome, but damn we were snoaking wet by the end of the day!
snoaking wet by Frogman Tim January 18, 2009

Snowmanning 

Leaving a friend to sit by himself like a snowman does while you and everyone else take part in an adventure, more than likely a drunken one.
Thanks guys for snowmanning me, I'll just take shots by myself.
Snowmanning by MrShastas December 20, 2010

snowcaking 

The process of huffing powdered sugar from a waffle cookie.
I was snowcaking your mom last night.
snowcaking by Tom and crew December 22, 2005

Snowflaking 

The act of using Logical Fallacies (e.g. Straw Man Arguments, False Equivalencies, etc.) to generate a perceived slight which is used by the author to manufacture personal outrage and mount a vitriolic defense against something they themselves invented. Often used on Social Media platforms and in online forums as a form of Trolling.

Also see: Snowflake, Attention-Whore
Actual Example:
Initial Comment: Imagine if all of this effort and passion resisting Equity policies was actually put toward creating a system that supported our BIPOC community.

SF Response: I don’t have to answer questions. Especially not to people who respond with racism. I’m just a racist apparently. Love tonight’s equity meeting. It showed just how racist this whole thing truly is.

Usage in a sentence: "Wow, did you catch her response? We were talking about racial equity and she just started snowflaking that everyone was calling her a racist because she was against it. Where the fuck did that come from?!
Snowflaking by Maudite June 9, 2021

Snowflaking The Teapot 

A sexual act where whilst the man teabags his partner he ejaculates on their torso.
Would you like to snowflake the teapot tonight love?

Ah lads, I was in the middle of snowflaking the teapot last night when her mum walked in

Snowmaning 

The act of placing a snowman in someone's bed when they tell lies to you.
Friend 1 - I can't believe you gave her a snowman

Friend 2 - Yeah well lets see how well she sleeps tonight with that snowman hogging the bed

Friend 1 - Yeah that called for a good old fashioned snowmaning
Snowmaning by crazydrunkfish February 22, 2011