shoeblock 

Like cockblocking, but against women. Shoeblocking is the act of preventing or highly discouraging a woman from buying shoes.

My wife was in Macy's looking at a pair of Donald Palmer's when I totally shoeblocked her by asking to see the price tag.

shoeblock by CygnusX October 5, 2010

shmebulock

is a cool gnomes that throws up rainbows and can do 47,000 spins on the floor in half an hour

not shmebulock:I wish I could spin like shmebulock
not shmebulock:me too :(

shmebulock by hythine lavation August 18, 2016

Sherlock is actually a girl’s name 

Means i love you

When you’re saying goodbye to your best friend

“Since it’s unlikely that we’ll ever meet again, I might as well say it now.”
“Sherlock is actually a girl’s name ”

Sherlock is actually a girl’s name by Queenrama May 28, 2018

Sherlock is a girl's name 

British slang for "I love you."

"Sherlock is a girl's name."
"We are not naming our baby after you."

Sherlock is a girl's name by macaronidoodles February 8, 2014

No Shit, Sherlock 

Used as a sarcastic comment for someone who stated the obvious, using a reference to the famous fiction detective Sherlock Holmes, it can be understood as "No way, you are Sherlock Holmes!" which can actually mean "Of course, you dumbass!".

-It's hot out there.
-No shit, Sherlock!

No Shit, Sherlock by CesarD11 November 7, 2014

Sherlock 

Legend has it that there is a dangerous fandom called 'Sherlock'. When you enter this fandom you never come back. You are put under the spell of Benedict Cumberbatch and Andrew Scott. Their evil controller Steven Moffat will entrance you in rage of his evil cleverness. Sherlock is a modern version of the famous stories by Sir Arthur conan Doyle. Moffat takes these stories to a new level...

Mom: What are you up to?
Me: Just gonna watch some Sherlock!
Mom: *Throws laptop on the floor* NO!

Sherlock by Aspen Moriarty February 8, 2014

Home of the Sherlock Fandom 

Home of the Sherlock Fandom. Recently after the heartbreaking episode Reichenbach Fall, the Sherlock Fandom took refuge on this website, omegle. If you go to omegle.com and answer/ask questions for a bit you will see quite a few of the 'Sherlockians' You can tell it's them by the following:

1. They tend to RP on omegle and will add initials of sherlock characters such as -SH, -JM, -JW, -MH, -GL and so on.

2. Their jokes; Not my division, I will make you into shoes, the bee gees, I will sssssskin you, shock blankets, Sherlocked, let's have dinner. (Also, let it be known that Molly is a BAMF)

3. Their ships, the most popular being Sherlock/John others include; John/jam, Mycroft/Lestrade, Molly/Lestrade, Jim/Sebastian, Mycroft/umbrella, Anderson/dinosaurs and pretty much anyone/anything even if the two people have never met or even exist in different universes.

4. Calling these ships gay in most cases is not an insult (nor should it be in any case in any social situation) in fact, the Sherlockians will call their ships gay as a boast and will respond to your 'insults' with, in a Moriarty impression, "That is rather the point."

5. Most RPs recently have been reunions of Sherlock and John, John thinking that Sherlock was dead and all (SPOILERS) and also, let's not forget, Jim and Seb's reunion.

6. Lestrade's divisions are nonexistent, unless its Molly or Mycroft.

Be patient with us ordinary people of omegle. We are a grieving fandom..

Question to discuss:
Excuse me I'm looking for my division...-GL

Stranger 2: Right here. -MH
Stranger 1: The sherlockians are invading Omegle!
Stranger 2: Let it be known, omegle is now the home of the sherlock fandom!

Home of the Sherlock Fandom by Shershocked February 14, 2012