shopblocking

you have this credit card- you want to go into gap and buy this really hip cardigan when a friend steps in and stops you from shopping.

Jennifer: I was trying to get my shop on today and Courtney said she wanted to leave before I could.
Lisa: Why was she shopblocking?

shopblocking by aidzprincez November 19, 2009

Shotblocking

Demanding the last of a communal bottle of liquor, thereby preventing the shareholders from any further shots.

Thanks for the last of the Cuervo, Justin. Sorry for shotblocking.

Shotblocking by Sherlock Homie March 27, 2011

shotblocking

Preventing a person to take a shot in celebration of another person.

I will take a shot for you since your bundle of joy is shotblocking you from taking one!

shotblocking by Druh March 4, 2014

Shplocking 

The sound old stretchy testicles make when slapping against swinging droopy breasts when performing the doggy-style act of intercourse

Last night I could hear the neighbours at it again, the shplocking was making the house shudder!

Shplocking by JIMIJ June 2, 2025

Slopclocking

(noun) The skill of recognizing low-effort, mass-produced AI-generated content (“AI slop”), especially when it is presented as authentic writing, art, or information.
(verb) to slopclock — to identify or call out such content by noticing common indicators such as generic phrasing, structural repetition, shallow analysis, or stylistic artifacts typical of automated generation.
Etymology:
From slop (internet slang for low-quality AI-generated content) + clocking (slang for noticing or correctly identifying something).

“After a few months online you get good at slopclocking.”
“That article looked polished, but the weird repetition gave it away—classic slopclocking moment.”

Slopclocking by elseware March 8, 2026