shmebulock

is a cool gnomes that throws up rainbows and can do 47,000 spins on the floor in half an hour

not shmebulock:I wish I could spin like shmebulock
not shmebulock:me too :(

shmebulock by hythine lavation August 18, 2016

shmebulock

the name of a gnome in the tv show gravity falls

The gnome's name is shmebulock

shmebulock by corpsxe March 9, 2022

Shmebulock

Shmebulock is a really retarded person. He looks like a Shmebulock.

Here comes Shmebulock

Shmebulock by Dulcesoto November 3, 2019

Shmebulock

A period of time from 1 second to 1 hour

Person 1: I'll be back in a shmebulock
Person 2: ok

Shmebulock by Sweet N Sour Nips January 8, 2024

shmebulock

description of something gross or weird

P: ew i don’t like him he looks like a shmebulock
R: right? he looks so weird

shmebulock by 1738.ThatOneKid June 18, 2024

shoeblock 

Like cockblocking, but against women. Shoeblocking is the act of preventing or highly discouraging a woman from buying shoes.

My wife was in Macy's looking at a pair of Donald Palmer's when I totally shoeblocked her by asking to see the price tag.

shoeblock by CygnusX October 5, 2010

Smebulock 

A slang term used to compliment or describe how someone looks in a good way

Damn girl! You lookin smebulock as fuck today

Smebulock by jmmp123 January 23, 2018