Shopblocker

An inconsiderate act by someone that doesn’t understand what little joy there is in life by blocking the path of righteousness into a store

The kids are shopblocking me again

My husband is a real shopblocker

Quit shopblocking me

by TheJules October 5, 2022

shockblocker

Similar to a cockblocker, the shockblocker is reserved for those attempting to block a lesbian hook-up. Although this hook-up may not really involve the shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)... it will definitely involve at least two fingers and not a cock, and so shockblocker is the most appropriate term.

I tried to hook up with her, but her friend was being such a shockblocker.

Stop being a shockblocker.

by Shanette August 23, 2007

Shitblocker

(noun) A person, thing, or event that prevents you from taking a much needed shit, and may or may not consequently cause you to shit in your pants. May also be used as a verb (shitblock). The person could be a cop who pulls you over for speeding - you were speeding because you had to shit so bad. It could also be an annoying guy or girl at a party who stops you to make a bad joke, or, for those in grade school or highschool, the teacher who will not let you use the restroom.

Dan was being quite the shitblocker today - I told him I had to use a restroom and that it was an emergency, but he just wouldn't let me go.

Man you got shitblocked today when that cop pulled you over for speeding.

by yellowLedbetter September 9, 2010

shopblocking

you have this credit card- you want to go into gap and buy this really hip cardigan when a friend steps in and stops you from shopping.

Jennifer: I was trying to get my shop on today and Courtney said she wanted to leave before I could.
Lisa: Why was she shopblocking?

by aidzprincez November 19, 2009