shoapa 

1) Insanely insane; So insane that the word insane itself does not even begin to describe it!

2) Someone insanely insane.

1) That guy's SHOAPA!!

2) Here comes the shoapa...

shoapa by Fabio Fernandes November 22, 2006

shoppaholic 

A person who is addicted with shopping. When stressed out, he or she resorts to shopping.

Sometimes when things are really bad, I take my shoppaholic treatment.

shoppaholic by in the name of love January 25, 2017

shopalop

An overly camp way to refer to a shopping trip.

Would you fancy a shopalop tomorrow evening?

shopalop by teddyward April 20, 2012

Shompa 

Very beautiful face, eye's that one can gaze into for hours, exceedingly cute, both on the inside and the outside and a smile that will make any guy's day better.

As sweet as sugar and as cute as a puppy.

Although unhealthy at youth, the man in her life will try and change that.

The one to love and cherish, hug and kiss, protect and love.

She may find it will take time to find the right guy, but shouldn't look too hard he may be surprisingly close.

Hey man, why don't you try and get with that girl!

She's not Shompa...

Shompa by SecretAdmirer8 December 31, 2011

Curbside Shopaholic 

one who is excessively fond of browsing through and taking discarded items left for garbage pick up on the curbside to the point it becomes a habit.

A hoarder.

Knew she was a curbside shopaholic when I saw her car was packed with more boxes of unwanted trash items again.

Curbside Shopaholic by Panthera Atrox January 27, 2011

Shopasaurus 

Large bottomed people who lean their upper bodies into the shopping cart while propeling said cart with their dinosaur shaped thighs. Typically they lumber slowly and often in small (number not size) packs. there is legtimate fear of being caught in front of a heard of these when the blue light goes off at K-mart.

A Shopasaurus is a large bottomed person at a Wal Mart, Target or any supermarket. See how they will lay their chest in the upper basket, sometimes lower their O2 tank into the cart, either cross their arms or grasp the sides of the cart, but never the handle and lumber down the aisles. they often turn their heads side to side as though ripping vegatation out of the ground as they communicate with their herd about just how many boxes of snack cakes to get this week.

Their feet are almost always adorned with Crocs or Sandals and always with socks.

The spiny version of this species lines their six packs of sodas straddling the perimeter of the cart. This resembles a rocket assembly, but I am pretty sure it is for defense only.

Shopasaurus by mad anthony 86 June 20, 2011

Shapalah 

A legendary video discovered by Pyrocynical. Apparently also a Russian word for when you slap someone.

Guy 1: Shapalah
Guy 2: I concur

Shapalah by ISwearImNotATroll April 5, 2021