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Definitions by ISwearImNotATroll

Urban Dictionary 

The place to define your best friend's name, make up fake holidays, and fictional, disgusting sexual acts. All tied up with one beautiful bow of stupidity.
Guy 1: Yeah so I was on Urban Dictionary and I looked up my own name. Turns out 'Jacob' is both somebody who is 'extremely attractive, smart, funny, nice, popular but still unique, cute' and also a disgusting sexual act I refuse to define.
Guy 2: Oh cool! Turns out my birthday is the day when rape is apparently legal!
The most moronic, high-and-mighty, arrogant, patronizing way to treat someone you disagree with like they're a completely idiotic toddler. Even though that's probably what you are for using this. Commonly used on Twitter or TikTok, or just by 14-year-old white girls in general.
Guy 1: *Shares opinion*
Guy 2: No <3
Guy 1: Oh no, I've been disagreed with in a passive-aggressive way! *Spontaneously combusts*
No <3 by ISwearImNotATroll October 2, 2021
OH GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT I DONT WANT TO WATCH ANY MORE MINECRAFT STREAMERS NOOOOOO
Dream: micaft

14 year old army: haha ok *cancels Jschlatt*
Dream by ISwearImNotATroll July 7, 2021

Cool Kids Club 

An army branch in Russia. Only the absolute Coolest Kids can join.
This is an inside joke but it probably won't get rejected because Urban Dictionary is shit lol
Guy 1: I'm part of the Cool Kids Club
Guy 2: No you're not fatass
No snot about it!
...I, uh, dunno? There's no snot here? Guys nobody told me what the word mea
Gooby: NSAI!
Whatever the fuck the kid's name is: NSAI?

Gooby: NO SNOT ABOUT IT
WTFTKNI: What the fuck does that mean Gooby
NSAI by ISwearImNotATroll July 4, 2021

Shapalah 

A legendary video discovered by Pyrocynical. Apparently also a Russian word for when you slap someone.
Guy 1: Shapalah
Guy 2: I concur
Shapalah by ISwearImNotATroll April 5, 2021