7 definitions by ISwearImNotATroll

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The most moronic, high-and-mighty, arrogant, patronizing way to treat someone you disagree with like they're a completely idiotic toddler. Even though that's probably what you are for using this. Commonly used on Twitter or TikTok, or just by 14-year-old white girls in general.
Guy 1: *Shares opinion*
Guy 2: No <3
Guy 1: Oh no, I've been disagreed with in a passive-aggressive way! *Spontaneously combusts*
by ISwearImNotATroll October 02, 2021
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No snot about it!
...I, uh, dunno? There's no snot here? Guys nobody told me what the word mea
Gooby: NSAI!
Whatever the fuck the kid's name is: NSAI?

Gooby: NO SNOT ABOUT IT
WTFTKNI: What the fuck does that mean Gooby
by ISwearImNotATroll July 04, 2021
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An army branch in Russia. Only the absolute Coolest Kids can join.
This is an inside joke but it probably won't get rejected because Urban Dictionary is shit lol
Guy 1: I'm part of the Cool Kids Club
Guy 2: No you're not fatass
by ISwearImNotATroll July 07, 2021
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A legendary video discovered by Pyrocynical. Apparently also a Russian word for when you slap someone.
Guy 1: Shapalah
Guy 2: I concur
by ISwearImNotATroll April 05, 2021
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The place to define your best friend's name, make up fake holidays, and fictional, disgusting sexual acts. All tied up with one beautiful bow of stupidity.
Guy 1: Yeah so I was on Urban Dictionary and I looked up my own name. Turns out 'Jacob' is both somebody who is 'extremely attractive, smart, funny, nice, popular but still unique, cute' and also a disgusting sexual act I refuse to define.
Guy 2: Oh cool! Turns out my birthday is the day when rape is apparently legal!
by ISwearImNotATroll October 02, 2021
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OH GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT I DONT WANT TO WATCH ANY MORE MINECRAFT STREAMERS NOOOOOO
Dream: micaft

14 year old army: haha ok *cancels Jschlatt*
by ISwearImNotATroll July 07, 2021
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