shnartee

When you sneeze, shart and pee at the same time.

I have to go home and change all my clothing cause I just had a shnartee.

by Monichopper March 4, 2017

sharteeze

The unfortunate sequence of events starting with a sneeze causing a fart and resulting in shitting your pants a little. Or maybe a lot. It is in essence a shart occurring during a sneeze.

Alicia's sharteeze sprayed people in front of her AND behind her.

by E-cubed December 25, 2008

Sharteeze

When one sneezes and sharts at the same time.

Proper Noun:
Explosive diarrhea expelled through the anus during a sneeze.
Sharteezed (pst)

Verb Phrase:
Beotch, I'll sharteeze in yo face.

Becky sharteeze was epic in deed. That shiznit went all over the bathroom wall. Damn girl. I would hate to clean that up. Explosive shart.

A classic sharteeze happened in the movie Hall Pass.

by Bontheball.com February 19, 2012

Shnarted

Sneezing and shitting yourself simultaneously

Dude 1: Achoo
Dude 2: Bless You
Dude 1: Brb Dude I Shnarted

by TheSkyGod September 19, 2017

Party Shartee

someone who ruins the fun of a party, or someone who sharts on a party (Shit+Fart) A more creative and advanced way of calling someone a party pooper.

Person 1: "Hey, you wanna light up some meth?"
Person 2: "I prefer my teeth white"
Person 1: "Don't be a party shartee"

by KloudAlpha May 12, 2014

Red shnarteez

While taking a shit you at the same time sneeze and fart so hard that you shit everything out and start bleeding from both your ass and your nose resulting in you sitting there helplessly.

I was at a family gathering when I had my first red shnarteez. Haven’t been to one since.

by Dumb_fuck132 August 27, 2018

Shnarted

snarling, Shitting and Farting consecutively

Greg- Jimmy Shnarted yesterday
Bob- How the fuck did you get in my house

by deengloremenglormness May 16, 2022