Snartee

When you sneeze, fart and pee at the same time.

I did a snartee in front of my family on Thanksgiving Day, it was awkward.

by Jplacerdasilva1 April 5, 2023

Snarted

When you sneeze and fart. This is a common bodily function which most often hurts.

Man, I just snarted.

by vmrose August 22, 2007

Snarter

A word used in Canada to define the exploits of gentlemen who snif the bicycle seats of ladies in the Summer.
This word was first used by a Canadian Officer during the Second World War. He was stationed at Bawdsey Manor in Suffok with my father, who was bemused when he used the word.

Old Bill would spend his Summer days snarting ladies warm bycicle seats on the streets of Toronto, making him a Snarter.

by Paolo22 May 13, 2018

Snarted

Snarting is the involuntary act of sneezing and farting at the same time. The eligible criteria for meating the snarted definition is as follows:

1. The force of the fart must be equal to the sneeze, anything less is simply a snuff (a sneeze and a fluff)
2. The force of the fart must at least bring a tear to the eye, in extreme cases minor damage maybe caused to the anus.

The follow through of the fart does not qualify; this is known a sniting.

Andy sneezed and farted with such force that a tear ran down his cheek and his buttocks, he snarted

by Be4no February 23, 2015

snarted

A combination of a sneeze and a fart both going off at once.

When someone snarted, the whole room started smelling.

by Morgan Rowe June 13, 2005

Snartled

When someone snores soooooo f.....ng loud they wake themselves up not knowing what has happened!

Michael told me that he was snoring sooooooo loud this morning that it startled him and he woke up! He couldn't believe he Snartled!!

by rene bootmaker March 4, 2013

snarted

the act of sneezing and farting at the same time

she sneezed so hard that she farted at the same time....she snarted!

by AGZ123 May 19, 2008