Definitions by Dumb_fuck132

Red shnarteez 

While taking a shit you at the same time sneeze and fart so hard that you shit everything out and start bleeding from both your ass and your nose resulting in you sitting there helplessly.

I was at a family gathering when I had my first red shnarteez. Haven’t been to one since.

Red shnarteez by Dumb_fuck132 August 27, 2018