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Eatting while on the shitter.
I walked into the house and found my grandpa in the bathroom shnacking.
shnacking by TheShaner September 21, 2016

favor sharking 

Doing an unasked-for favor for someone, and then using it to try and guilt them into doing something for you.
Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."

Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.
favor sharking by Mai Ainsel June 17, 2020

Shaking Syndrome 

Shaking syndrome is something that occurs after you send a risky text , or receive a text that makes you nervous. The symptoms are severe shaking and shivering that lasts for a long time.

The disease was first discovered by M.B. And K.R.
Katie, he’s typing I acc have shaking syndrome .

Shaking My Yogurt 

When one shakes his yogurt; ie. Masturbating
"Mom don't come in, I'm shaking my yogurt!"

Shoulder Shaking 

Shoulder shaking is stimulation of the genitals with the hand for sexual pleasure.
I am gonna go shoulder shaking.
Shoulder Shaking by Specs Gonzalez January 28, 2020

shaking the can 

From the game "Shake it up" on Mario Party 8 for the Wii, in which a player must shake his/her can for 5 seconds and whoever has the highest stream wins. Naturally, this became a great innuendo for jerking off.
-Where the hell is John?
-Probably shaking the can.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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