Bouch's definitions

red sox

best team in sports. Bottom line.
The Yanks can go rub dongs with their daddies.

no team better than the sox

by Bouch March 2, 2005

Pickle

The guy that dates the girl your entire friend group is into. He’s a loser, a stick in the mud, and honestly just a squid

Dude, that kid is an absolute pickle...

by Bouch December 8, 2020

the phantom

When you take a shit and you look to see your work, and the shit has disappeared into the pipe. It vanished.

I just had a phantom shit, I can't see it at all.

by Bouch March 2, 2005

Tie-dye poop

when you take a shit and it has swirls of different colored browns.

The was the craziest tie-dye poop I have ever seen

by Bouch March 2, 2005

yeayuh

a term commonly used to express content after consuming too much crunk juice.

was the party any good?

Yeayuh!

by Bouch March 2, 2005

shmoused

to be heavily inebriated, a mix of housed and smashed. One of the most drunken states.

1. I don't knoe if I hve evr ben so shmoused in my lyfe.

by Bouch March 2, 2005

Hot Dog Frank

A true American Hero. A WWII veteran and 30+ year employee of the Boro of Sayreville turned renowned Hot Dog Vendor. You can find him on Main Street in Sayreville, NJ across from the old water tower. Now, in his mid 70s Frank still continues his tradition of great hotdogs and conversation. Equipped with his ancient mailtruck turned mobile hotdog vehicle he serves up a mean Chili, Cheese, and BBQ Onions. I recommend you stop by soon.

Person 1: I got a hankerin' for some hotdogs. You wanna go to Bears?
Person 2: Hell no, Bear's hotdogs suck... I want something good..

Persons 1 & 2: HOT DOG FRANK!

by Bouch October 11, 2006