shmorgasm

At a Jewish wedding, when the shmorg (the pre-wedding appetizer course) exceeds one’s expectations in the wildest of ways.

Tatty, that shmorg was so good I had such a gevaldig shmorgasm!!

by Natedagrate99 September 11, 2022

smorgasbroad

A vast array of beautiful women, or hotties, found in a relatively small area. They might vary in height, hair color, or ethnicity, but such variety is irrelevant and rather welcome. Unfortunately, they are too often the targets of douchebags and thus victims of the douchebaggery of frat daddies.

For a smorgasbroad to exist, estimates of the number of hotties should be at least 35-40% of any group of people, and preferably higher.

(And thanks to an old friend of mine from whom I first heard this term back in 1988.)

First guy: "Dude, check out all the babes here!"

Second guy: "Yes, this is a veritable smorgasbroad."

First guy: "Uh oh, that douchebag guido is going in for the kill! That chick is going to laugh at his porcupine hair and orange skin!"

Second guy: "Let's watch her trample his little ego! This should be a lot of fun."

by wheezer04041966 May 18, 2008

smorgasbroad

The collective noun for a collection of beautiful women.

Possibly Swedish.

Picture it.

You're at a music festival or on the beach or somewhere, and there's a million hot women and girls looking fine, hot and generally beatiful.

You, my friend, are witnessing a 'Smorgasbroad'.

by Matt Blackwell October 11, 2006

smorgasbad

When a lot of things are just bad.

Man, I was at this party last night, I got in there, they ran out of tp, it was smorgasbad.

by Enz0Kicked October 4, 2013

smorgashbord

A collection of women, arrayed as a buffet meal

Wow. This club is filled with hot chicks. It's a total smorgashbord.

by Flakey July 26, 2007

Smorgasfuck

A buffet or assortment of fuckery (inspired by the election of Donald Trump).

American minorities found themselves in a smorgasfuck on November 9, 2016.

by HiFi8o November 15, 2016

Dairy Smorgasbord

When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.

A.K.A:

The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0

cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?

cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.

cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.

by Tushar Agarwal March 14, 2009