shmorg 

to shmorg, to insert the penis between the big toe and the pointer toe of the female. Not to be used in a gay fassion. Only applicable if being videotaped by a midget.
Verb: Shmorging, or to shmorg

Dude, your shmorging is all over You tube.
I shmorged that hoe so hard I de-corned her.

shmorg by Landon Russell October 4, 2007

Fatty Shmorg 

When you rip ass into your homies mouth, then proceeding to make out with the boys to transfer the stench.

Me and the babes ripped the fatty shmorg at a friends house

Fatty Shmorg by squeeble chungus October 3, 2020

Fatty Shmorg 

When you take your pants off and rip ass in a dude’s mouth then you start smooching with the boys to transfer the stench.

I just ripped the Fatty Shmorg at my friends house.

Fatty Shmorg by Chimp Slayer September 16, 2020

fatty shmorg 

when you take your pants off and rip ass in a dude’s mouth and smooch with the boys to spread the stench.

yo I just ripped the fatty Shmorg at my friends house

fatty shmorg by Chimp Slayer September 16, 2020

Blunderbussin Shmogoggular 

A person who has reached the pinnacle of whatever it is that can be, this person is beyond time space and existence as we know it. To be called this is confirmation that you are one of the most based individuals to ever exist.

"That bloke is a real Blunderbussin Shmogoggular"

Blunderbussin Shmogoggular by ^Tree July 9, 2022

Shmoigel 

1. A basket of green fruit, but not pears, as pears are forbidden
2. A small, slightly annoying human who enjoys the pleasures of Minecraft and stale jokes

Hey, have a shmoigel on the house!

Oi you, shut up you shmoigel

Shmoigel by Jeff shreeves June 10, 2017

shmargum 

(n.) Someone who is devoid of any kind of common sense, spends his or her entire day doing nothing, and yet when it is all said and done scores higher than you on your physics exam (or DLD project).
(v.) To waste an excessive amount of time, thereby pissing your friends off.
(adj.) Lacking any trace of common sense whatsoever.

n. I don't understand how shmargum hasn't failed out of college yet.

v. Stop shmargumming around and clean the kitchen.

adj. That was a really shmargum move you pulled in class, bro.

shmargum by shmargum_here March 9, 2009