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shmoorgasm 

the act in witch a man cums inside of a warm vagina, causing the cum to slowly drip out onto a black man's penis, while he is holding a gram-cracker under his penis. When all of the cum (semen retards) has dripped onto the black COCK the man will place another gram-cracker on top and have the person who's vagina was cummed on eat the "shmoorgasm"

remember not use a white COCK to avoid an unpleasant flavoring for the person who's vagina was cummed on.

8===================D <black cock note the small balls
randy: hurry up and cum already
shela: o yah give it to me ben dover
Ben: IM CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shela:alright randy im dripping
randy:i got the gram cracker biotch
(shela eats the shmoorgasm)
shela:oooooo yummy i love this shmoorgasm thank god bens white dick isnt in it
8================D~~~~~~~~~~~
shmoorgasm by jonnypencilpush April 9, 2010
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Smorgasm 

1.Small orgasm
2. An orgasm that you have while eating a Smore
*at a campfire in california*

guy 1: piuqdhfgniquvhnpiuevhoiuvhouvhv
guy 2: what the fuck
guy 1: sorry i just had a smorgasm

Smorgasmborg 

A plethora of delicious tasting food, that may cause an orgasm for your mouth like Thanksgiving dinner, or a very well-catered party.

Delicious in that it may cause your mouth to drool uncontrollably, ergo orgasm for your mouth.
Friend #1: DUDE! LOOK AT ALL THAT AMAZING FOOD! I'm salivating just LOOKING at it!

Friend #2: DUDE, I know, bro. I'm totally going to swan-dive into this Smorgasmborg, like NOW!
_____

Friend #1: Dude, this food sucks.

Friend #2: Totally. Sarah is going to ask how the food was at the party, and I'll have to fake a Smorgasmborg so I don't hurt her feelings.

Smorgasm 

an orgasm caused by smoking marijuana
I just had a fucking smorgasm from from those headies
Smorgasm by Sirkneigh March 17, 2009

smorgasm 

The feeling one experiences immediately after consuming a freshly made s'more dipped in milk.
1. Oh my gosh I just smorgasmed.
2. Mason: What is this incredible sensation I am experiencing right now?
Ryan: Don't fret, you're just having a smorgasm.
smorgasm by Sam the Shrimper December 16, 2008

Jersey Shorgasm 

1. When one is watching jersey shore and get aroused.
2. If you see something funny on jersey shore, or you see a sneak peak of the next episode and you freak out and jump around.

3. When you full out fist pump, and throw your hands in the air, when some crazy stuff goes down, or a person gets PUNCHED.
VERB.
Michael: Yo, brandon were you watching Jersey Shore last night?
Brandon: Yea, dude did you see Snickers get punched?
Michael: Yea, Bro I had a Jersey Shorgasm!
Jersey Shorgasm by FELDMANNN January 14, 2010

smorgasm 

At the orgy, I was covered by a smorgasm
smorgasm by pixiemisa April 6, 2008
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