the act in witch a man cums inside of a warm vagina, causing the cum to slowly drip out onto a black man's penis, while he is holding a gram-cracker under his penis. When all of the cum (semen retards) has dripped onto the black COCK the man will place another gram-cracker on top and have the person who's vagina was cummed on eat the "shmoorgasm"
remember not use a white COCK to avoid an unpleasant flavoring for the person who's vagina was cummed on.
8===================D <black cock note the small balls
remember not use a white COCK to avoid an unpleasant flavoring for the person who's vagina was cummed on.
8===================D <black cock note the small balls
randy: hurry up and cum already
shela: o yah give it to me ben dover
Ben: IM CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shela:alright randy im dripping
randy:i got the gram cracker biotch
(shela eats the shmoorgasm)
shela:oooooo yummy i love this shmoorgasm thank god bens white dick isnt in it
8================D~~~~~~~~~~~
shela: o yah give it to me ben dover
Ben: IM CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shela:alright randy im dripping
randy:i got the gram cracker biotch
(shela eats the shmoorgasm)
shela:oooooo yummy i love this shmoorgasm thank god bens white dick isnt in it
8================D~~~~~~~~~~~
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guy 2: what the fuck
guy 1: sorry i just had a smorgasm
guy 1: piuqdhfgniquvhnpiuevhoiuvhouvhv
guy 2: what the fuck
guy 1: sorry i just had a smorgasm
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A plethora of delicious tasting food, that may cause an orgasm for your mouth like Thanksgiving dinner, or a very well-catered party.
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Friend #1: DUDE! LOOK AT ALL THAT AMAZING FOOD! I'm salivating just LOOKING at it!
Friend #2: DUDE, I know, bro. I'm totally going to swan-dive into this Smorgasmborg, like NOW!
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Friend #1: Dude, this food sucks.
Friend #2: Totally. Sarah is going to ask how the food was at the party, and I'll have to fake a Smorgasmborg so I don't hurt her feelings.
Friend #2: DUDE, I know, bro. I'm totally going to swan-dive into this Smorgasmborg, like NOW!
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Friend #1: Dude, this food sucks.
Friend #2: Totally. Sarah is going to ask how the food was at the party, and I'll have to fake a Smorgasmborg so I don't hurt her feelings.
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2. Mason: What is this incredible sensation I am experiencing right now?
Ryan: Don't fret, you're just having a smorgasm.
2. Mason: What is this incredible sensation I am experiencing right now?
Ryan: Don't fret, you're just having a smorgasm.
by Sam the Shrimper December 16, 2008
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2. If you see something funny on jersey shore, or you see a sneak peak of the next episode and you freak out and jump around.
3. When you full out fist pump, and throw your hands in the air, when some crazy stuff goes down, or a person gets PUNCHED.
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2. If you see something funny on jersey shore, or you see a sneak peak of the next episode and you freak out and jump around.
3. When you full out fist pump, and throw your hands in the air, when some crazy stuff goes down, or a person gets PUNCHED.
VERB.
Michael: Yo, brandon were you watching Jersey Shore last night?
Brandon: Yea, dude did you see Snickers get punched?
Michael: Yea, Bro I had a Jersey Shorgasm!
Brandon: Yea, dude did you see Snickers get punched?
Michael: Yea, Bro I had a Jersey Shorgasm!
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