Smorgasmborg

A plethora of delicious tasting food, that may cause an orgasm for your mouth like Thanksgiving dinner, or a very well-catered party.

Delicious in that it may cause your mouth to drool uncontrollably, ergo orgasm for your mouth.

Friend #1: DUDE! LOOK AT ALL THAT AMAZING FOOD! I'm salivating just LOOKING at it!

Friend #2: DUDE, I know, bro. I'm totally going to swan-dive into this Smorgasmborg, like NOW!
_____

Friend #1: Dude, this food sucks.

Friend #2: Totally. Sarah is going to ask how the food was at the party, and I'll have to fake a Smorgasmborg so I don't hurt her feelings.

by Norwegian Merovingian August 13, 2012

smorgashbord

A collection of women, arrayed as a buffet meal

Wow. This club is filled with hot chicks. It's a total smorgashbord.

by Flakey July 26, 2007

Dairy Smorgasbord

When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.

A.K.A:

The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0

cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?

cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.

cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.

by Tushar Agarwal March 14, 2009

Dairy Smorgasbord

When you go a week without washing your balls then make a girl eat your fumunda cheese while jacking you off. You then cum in her mouth so she can wash down the cheese

Dude, Wisdom just gave that chick a Dairy Smorgasbord last night.

by Wisdom Orji February 4, 2009

smorgasbored

When you no longer get a culinary kick out of your traditional lunch sandwiches. Smorgas (smörgås) is Swedish for sandwich.

- Dear colleagues, I am officially smorgasbored, let's go out for lunch the rest of this week!
- Good call, I'm chucking my peanut butter-jelly toast in the bin right now.

by neoclassique August 4, 2009

Smorgasboredom

The act of opening the fridge, freezer and pantry to do nothing but stare inside with no intention of actually eating.

I get the worst case of smorgasboredom usually when I'm watching Court TV.

by LlamaxNinja July 2, 2009

Gaylord Smorgasbord

1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.

1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."

by FarqMuff October 19, 2018