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A combination of sweaty, hot, wet, and yes, moist.

(In an undesirable way)
I just came back from a trip to Florida in June, and felt very " Shmoist " the whole time.
shmoist by xxkookie70 June 9, 2016
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A combination of sweaty, hot, wet, and yes, moist.

(In an undesirable way)
I just came back from a trip to Florida in June, and felt very " Shmoist " the whole time.
shmoist by xxkookie70 June 9, 2016
A certain way of life. The interpretation of the meaning is left up to the user. A sacred word only discovered by some.
Shoista!
I went to Shoistaville last night.
Shoista by Yessuh5517 February 27, 2021

shmistletoe

A word used in the holiday season to describe a penis with mistletoe on it used to elicit a kiss
Dude Do you see that chick.
Friend Yeah bro.
Dude I'd let her stand under my shmistletoe
shmistletoe by IrishRocket December 4, 2016

Shmoosted 

A derivative of shwasted and smashed, shmoosted is the process of becoming severely inebriated from the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol. Often said by high school and college students while boasting about their drinking accomplishments.
Bro, I got so incredibly shmoosted last night, I'm never drinking again.

I'd probably do Rosie O'Donnell if I got shmoosted enough.

I feel depressed and withdrawn unless I'm shmoosted.
Shmoosted by Hindenburg March 9, 2012
Shmoisht- Something that is amazing or brilliant. A word that describes all the best moments of your life in one action. A better word than moist
That was shmoisht!

That sex was shmoisht!
Shmoisht by Pen15land September 18, 2014
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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