Shmoist 

not wet, not dry, but absolutely disgusting.

After Max and I spooned, I became extremely shmoist.

Shmoist by So Shmoist August 11, 2010

shmoist 

A combination of sweaty, hot, wet, and yes, moist.

(In an undesirable way)

I just came back from a trip to Florida in June, and felt very " Shmoist " the whole time.

shmoist by xxkookie70 June 9, 2016

shmoist 

A combination of sweaty, hot, wet, and yes, moist.

(In an undesirable way)

I just came back from a trip to Florida in June, and felt very " Shmoist " the whole time.

shmoist by xxkookie70 June 9, 2016

Shoista 

A certain way of life. The interpretation of the meaning is left up to the user. A sacred word only discovered by some.

Shoista!
I went to Shoistaville last night.

Shoista by Yessuh5517 February 27, 2021

shmistletoe

A word used in the holiday season to describe a penis with mistletoe on it used to elicit a kiss

Dude Do you see that chick.
Friend Yeah bro.
Dude I'd let her stand under my shmistletoe

shmistletoe by IrishRocket December 4, 2016

Shmoosted 

A derivative of shwasted and smashed, shmoosted is the process of becoming severely inebriated from the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol. Often said by high school and college students while boasting about their drinking accomplishments.

Bro, I got so incredibly shmoosted last night, I'm never drinking again.

I'd probably do Rosie O'Donnell if I got shmoosted enough.

I feel depressed and withdrawn unless I'm shmoosted.

Shmoosted by Hindenburg March 9, 2012

Shmoisht

Shmoisht- Something that is amazing or brilliant. A word that describes all the best moments of your life in one action. A better word than moist

That was shmoisht!

That sex was shmoisht!

Shmoisht by Pen15land September 18, 2014