semoist

the female equivalent to a semi (also known as a semichub, or half-cocked)

that chick just got semoist looking at a pic of ryan gosling.

by jbird0884 February 9, 2012

Semistraight

Someone who is straight but attracted to both genders.

Bob why are you semistraight, just call your self bisexual you fucking moron.

by British frog July 21, 2020

Shmoist

not wet, not dry, but absolutely disgusting.

After Max and I spooned, I became extremely shmoist.

by So Shmoist August 11, 2010

Semist

All semist like coconut. Semist like Minecraft and watching streams on twitch. Semist is mod for people. And semist is extremely homosexual but that's ok. Semist is so rich on dank memer bot and makes smart decisions.

mushroom: WOW THAT COCONUT IS SUCH A SEMIST!
KALE: YEA THATS SEMIST!!

by DoggieMadness112 March 24, 2021

shmoisted

Wastedly moist and shittily drunk. When a girl is drunk and is feeling a little moist. This mostly happens on a camping trip. The most "fun and sexual camping trip" drunk you can possibly get. Most effective with marshmallows.

She is so shmoisted. Get a shot glass and a condom. Make sure there are no kids around!

by silly lily! July 30, 2010

smoist

adj., contraction; somewhat moist, super moist, startlingly moist, sickeningly moist

1. These muffins are the smoistest I've ever eaten.
2. Easy killer, you're making me smoist.

by HipCzeck May 1, 2011

semistache

half a mustache.

Don't wear a semistache. It doesn't suit you.

by uttam maharjan August 6, 2010