Shmister 

(adjective) used to describe one person who knows enough about everything to start a conversation but once they begin talking on a topic, you relize they know nothing about it. They try to use big words and fancy sentence structure to make it sound as if they know what they are talking about when they really dont. These people are often thought of as "know-it-all's" when they really know nothing. They are often proven wrong and are rarley and expert in any subject.

Dude 1 "bro, i met this babe last night and she had it all, she was hot, succesful, and knew everything about everything!"

Dude 2 "oh, that girl. I talked to her too. she was just a shmister, i wouldnt go for that"

Shmister by surfrat96 November 15, 2011

gary shmister

The main character. The dude you strive to be. If you with a Gary shmister you know it’s going to be a good night. He is the god amongst the NPCs.

Guy- dude last night was a movie!
Guy2- I know I’m so glad we met Gary Shmister he was getting it done.

gary shmister by Niko the racist May 28, 2021

Shister James 

Proper Noun. A truly iconic legend on the youtube platform. Almost at 7 million subscribers who have joined what he calls 'the sisterhood'.

"Shister James, today's collaboration was out of this world".

Shister James by ToddlikesParties July 28, 2018

Shister 

One who speaks bullshit fluently in order to fool people out of money or other possesions, often associated with used-car salesmen

That shister just talked me into paying for his ticket

Shister by Skynard July 18, 2006

sheister 

A person who lies or uses questionable practices.

That used car salesman is a real sheister

sheister by ajiggy November 25, 2003

Hey Shisters 

Flashback Mary’s favorite term used to describe the makeup community. The H is for comedic affect.

Girl 1- Do you watch James Charles?
Girl 2- Yes I love it when he says Hey Shisters

Girl 1-Shisters? You mean sisters?
Girl 2- I guess you’re not a Shister.

Hey Shisters by Flexsealphilswift July 22, 2018

sheisterly

The act of being a douchebag while simultaneously being very grimy with your money. Thus, being really cheap, yet still maintaining an attitude that you're better than anyone else.

D-bag: Every bitch on this campus wants my dick.

Reluctant friend: Ok that's cool I guess... So, dude, do you have your share for the keg?

D-bag: Nah, you'll have to spot me.

Reluctant friend: You sheisterly asshole.

sheisterly by Anton Hammersmith December 14, 2010