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not wet, not dry, but absolutely disgusting.
After Max and I spooned, I became extremely shmoist.
by So Shmoist August 11, 2010
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Aug 9 Word of the Day
A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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A combination of sweaty, hot, wet, and yes, moist.

(In an undesirable way)
I just came back from a trip to Florida in June, and felt very " Shmoist " the whole time.
by xxkookie70 June 09, 2016
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A combination of sweaty, hot, wet, and yes, moist.

(In an undesirable way)
I just came back from a trip to Florida in June, and felt very " Shmoist " the whole time.
by xxkookie70 June 09, 2016
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