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not wet, not dry, but absolutely disgusting.
After Max and I spooned, I became extremely shmoist.
by So Shmoist August 11, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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A combination of sweaty, hot, wet, and yes, moist.

(In an undesirable way)
I just came back from a trip to Florida in June, and felt very " Shmoist " the whole time.
by xxkookie70 June 09, 2016
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A combination of sweaty, hot, wet, and yes, moist.

(In an undesirable way)
I just came back from a trip to Florida in June, and felt very " Shmoist " the whole time.
by xxkookie70 June 09, 2016
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