Shmoisht

Shmoisht- Something that is amazing or brilliant. A word that describes all the best moments of your life in one action. A better word than moist

That was shmoisht!

That sex was shmoisht!

Shmoisht by Pen15land September 18, 2014

Shmoysht 

- typically used to describe A pleasant Sound

Ah, that was Shmoysht.

Shmoysht by TAKM April 3, 2019

Shmoist 

not wet, not dry, but absolutely disgusting.

After Max and I spooned, I became extremely shmoist.

Shmoist by So Shmoist August 11, 2010

shmoisted 

Wastedly moist and shittily drunk. When a girl is drunk and is feeling a little moist. This mostly happens on a camping trip. The most "fun and sexual camping trip" drunk you can possibly get. Most effective with marshmallows.

She is so shmoisted. Get a shot glass and a condom. Make sure there are no kids around!

shmoisted by silly lily! July 30, 2010

shmooshtikin 

Skinny ghetto white boy. Has a tendency to talk excessively--typically about baseball. Also referred to as a Garrett, G-Rat, Gay Rat, or hey you

Joey: Did you talk to Garrett today?

Matt: Yeah, that shmooshtikin talked for hours about his damn baseball team! And whats with his pants man, I always hafta tell him to pull those bitches up!

shmooshtikin by i'mjustsayinnn July 15, 2010

shmishtopher 

A monkey that can be further classified as a Bonobo, the boosted verity.

Shmishtopher is the missing link.

shmishtopher by Hsim February 11, 2017

shmoist 

A combination of sweaty, hot, wet, and yes, moist.

(In an undesirable way)

I just came back from a trip to Florida in June, and felt very " Shmoist " the whole time.

shmoist by xxkookie70 June 9, 2016