shmegulon

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A man child the shape of a walnut who drinks his pain away and has such a massive horsecock, that when he has sex his penis splits in half like a watermelon and impregnates men and women alike. This hunk of a man tends to be in the military. He is also known as a man with many attributes for men and women to both like

God damn shmegulon, your wild!

shmegulon by Toiletlicker August 1, 2022

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shmebulock

is a cool gnomes that throws up rainbows and can do 47,000 spins on the floor in half an hour

not shmebulock:I wish I could spin like shmebulock
not shmebulock:me too :(

shmebulock by hythine lavation August 18, 2016

Related Words

shmegulon • shmebulock • schmevulon • shmelon • SomeGuyOnline • Shmebulocked • Shmegalodon • Shmegling • Shmeglion • shmegula

shmegula hoe

A thot that looks basic and regular but still get niggas or bitches

Sarah:I fucked your man
Dana:I don’t give a fuck!you just some shmegula hoe

shmegula hoe by Victoria118 June 2, 2018

schmevulon

Described as vast and ever expanding, the word schmevulon encompasses all earthly and spiritual beings. Schmevulon is a way of life; accepting the inevitability of ourselves having no control of the universe, and going about our daily lives not focused on the bleak future.

just be chill... the schmevulon consumes bro

schmevulon by Declan C. January 20, 2019

schmevulon

The endless void of existence; can be used to describe the eternal entity of our universe and it's all-encompassing meaning

The schmevulon consumes!!

schmevulon by Declan C. January 20, 2019

shmegula

shmegula: basic

regular shmegula hoe

shmegula by anotha regula shmegula hoe May 17, 2018

schmevulon

Schmevulon is the one true aspect of existence, where all else is extraneous. It encompasses all, it represents all, it is all. Not bound by time, not bound by the entity, not even bound by bounds.

Woah, that's really schmevulon

schmevulon by DuddyC January 20, 2019

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026