shmegulon

A man child the shape of a walnut who drinks his pain away and has such a massive horsecock, that when he has sex his penis splits in half like a watermelon and impregnates men and women alike. This hunk of a man tends to be in the military. He is also known as a man with many attributes for men and women to both like

God damn shmegulon, your wild!

by Toiletlicker August 1, 2022

shmebulock

is a cool gnomes that throws up rainbows and can do 47,000 spins on the floor in half an hour

not shmebulock:I wish I could spin like shmebulock
not shmebulock:me too :(

by hythine lavation August 18, 2016

shmegula hoe

A thot that looks basic and regular but still get niggas or bitches

Sarah:I fucked your man
Dana:I don’t give a fuck!you just some shmegula hoe

by Victoria118 June 2, 2018

schmevulon

Described as vast and ever expanding, the word schmevulon encompasses all earthly and spiritual beings. Schmevulon is a way of life; accepting the inevitability of ourselves having no control of the universe, and going about our daily lives not focused on the bleak future.

just be chill... the schmevulon consumes bro

by Declan C. January 20, 2019

schmevulon

The endless void of existence; can be used to describe the eternal entity of our universe and it's all-encompassing meaning

The schmevulon consumes!!

by Declan C. January 20, 2019

shmegula

shmegula: basic

regular shmegula hoe

by anotha regula shmegula hoe May 17, 2018

schmevulon

Schmevulon is the one true aspect of existence, where all else is extraneous. It encompasses all, it represents all, it is all. Not bound by time, not bound by the entity, not even bound by bounds.

Woah, that's really schmevulon

by DuddyC January 20, 2019