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Shmemlin 

A sub-species child of eleven or twelve, not ugly, not pretty but quite funny looking. Usually have a last name which explains their funny-lookingness like something that sounds like inbred or incest. When they insult you by means of a hand gesture, they will usually stick put their thumb out as well as a middle finger and give a cheesey, weird smile.
Jesus, have you seen his wide-apart eyes, chapped lips and the way he put his middle finger AND thumb up when he insults you? He's a real shmemlin.
Shmemlin by Testt February 9, 2008

Shmelons 

A showered melon, any type cantaloupe, honey dew, etc.
Wow those shmelons are so clean I wanna eat them.
Shmelons by hjb/k.bn j/lb September 17, 2016

shmellin 

This word was made by D.J. Butcher Utah (801)When you are smoking weed and chilling with your friends. We call it "shmellin" because you are smoking and chilling..
Someone asks what you are doing?
I'm "shmellin".

elf shmelong

sexrapist bagoo
SINEN Vaginer

VAGAROO sexrapist bagoo
SINEN Vaginer

Mk jsdofjhkbqfk COCK PENIS SEX FBI STOLE MY KIDS AND COCK TORTURE FREE SPEECH RAPIe

RABIE sCOCKS scocksaroo YOOTY SCARAPOOT CAHTCCPSOSA VAGINORRO

shmeeegole
ELF COCK

MARIAH CARREY PENIS HOLE MAN?
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SEX GALL apsir MAPIST KAZLDJALKSJFLASJF:Lku

#fartsexrapist bagoo
SINEN Vaginer

Mk jsdofjhkbqfk COCK PENIS SEX FBI STOLE MY KIDS AND COCK TORTURE FREE SPEECH RAPIe

RABIE sCOCKS scocksaroo YOOTY SCARAPOOT CAHTCCPSOSA VAGINORRO

shmeeegole
ELF COCK

MARIAH CARREY PENIS HOLE MAN?
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SEX GALL apsir MAPIST KAZLDJALKSJFLASJF:Lku
ELF SHMELONG sexrapist bagoo
SINEN Vaginer

Mk jsdofjhkbqfk COCK PENIS SEX FBI STOLE MY KIDS AND COCK TORTURE FREE SPEECH RAPIe

RABIE sCOCKS scocksaroo YOOTY SCARAPOOT CAHTCCPSOSA VAGINORRO

shmeeegole
ELF COCK

MARIAH CARREY PENIS HOLE MAN?
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PENIS COCK TORTURE FREE SEX
SEX GALL apsir MAPIST KAZLDJALKSJFLASJF:Lku

#fart GAYPIST fart
Mk jsdofjhkbqfk COCK PENIS SEX FBI STOLE MY KIDS AND COCK TORTURE FREE SPEECH RAPIe

RABIE sCOCKS scocksaroo YOOTY SCARAPOOT CAHTCCPSOSA VAGINORRO

shmeeegole
ELF COCK

MARIAH CARREY PENIS HOLE MAN?
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SEX GALL apsir MAPIST KAZLDJALKSJFLASJF:Lku

#fart
sexrapist bagoo
SINEN Vaginer

Mk jsdofjhkbqfk COCK PENIS SEX FBI STOLE MY KIDS AND COCK TORTURE FREE SPEECH RAPIe

RABIE sCOCKS scocksaroo YOOTY SCARAPOOT CAHTCCPSOSA VAGINORRO

shmeeegole
ELF COCK

MARIAH CARREY PENIS HOLE MAN?
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SEX GALL apsir MAPIST KAZLDJALKSJFLASJF:Lku

#fart

ELF SHMELONG

shmelton 

when its hot and humid outside and your nutsack sticks to your inner thigh
WOW its hot i have a nansty ass freggin shmelton...
shmelton by brenden alley November 10, 2005

Fah-Shmillion

-refers to a number; when a lot doesnt cut it
Kid 1: Yo let's go play madden !
Kid 2: Kid i smashed you like a fah-shmillion times in that game
Fah-Shmillion by H-Carr March 8, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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