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shmelon 

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Slang term for a female breast, usually of considerable size.
"WHOA, check out the shmelons on that chick. They're nice"
shmelon by shdick February 10, 2010
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Smelon

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An adjective used to describe anyone who has negative personality traits. It is an abreviation of the words smelly and melon.
Person: I can’t believe how stupid you are. You’re such a smelon!
Smelon: Haha I am a smelon
Smelon by Lacaswetty June 14, 2018
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shmelon • elf shmelong • Schmelon • shamelon • shelonas • Shelondra • shelonfreude • Shelong • shelontee • Shmalone

Shmelons 

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A showered melon, any type cantaloupe, honey dew, etc.
Wow those shmelons are so clean I wanna eat them.
Shmelons by hjb/k.bn j/lb September 17, 2016
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elf shmelong

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sexrapist bagoo
SINEN Vaginer

VAGAROO sexrapist bagoo
SINEN Vaginer

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ELF COCK

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ELF COCK

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ELF SHMELONG

Smelony 

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The act of emitting a foul or raunchy odor from one’s nether region that is so offensive to the smelling sense of another, it should be classified by law as a felony.
“My co-worker was in the cafeteria earlier today eating a burrito then came by my cubicle later on and committed a smelony. He should be arrested!!"
Smelony by SFJ454 February 11, 2009
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shmelton 

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when its hot and humid outside and your nutsack sticks to your inner thigh
WOW its hot i have a nansty ass freggin shmelton...
shmelton by brenden alley November 10, 2005
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Shmalone 

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The act of having sexual intercourse
Kevin was in a one year rut and called up Teagan to shmalone
Shmalone by Jackie D March 19, 2008
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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hobo loko

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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